Hi! It’s me! I’m the problem it’s me! 😈 (brownie points if you get the reference)

Jajaja, but seriously, welcome to my play, let me introduce to you the characters:

ME!

To help out with the visualization: 5’7, curly brown hair that falls to below my shoulder blades, very pale (could be Irish), brown eyes that sometimes look light brown, very soft face, big ass, small breasts (idk the size cause i wear tops not bras), 176 lbs, thick thighs (need to support the ass), bottom hourglass body type

Hobbies: play chess, talk about (and play with) the stock market, talking/learning about politics and current affairs, philosophical conversations, spending time with friends and family (super important to me), board games, and bingeing shows. Oh, and I'm the occasional book worm.

And very clearly, I’M A BRAT

So please do us both a favor and DO NOT APPROACH, unless you feel brave enough to do so (you’ve been warned).

Okay, playfulness aside; I am playfully bratty. Love to poke fun of you and tease you (and love if you tease me back), rile you up so I can reap the rewards, in whatever form they may be 😜. I know, with online dynamics there is sometimes hesitancy around engaging brats because there are those who don’t follow through on self-punishing. Well, for me, bratting is no fun if there are no consequences, so I can assure you, I will follow through on any (pre-negotiated and agreed upon) punishments.

What I am looking for: MONOGAMOUS ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP. Look dude, clearly I want a dynamic, but, in order to get the dynamic I want, I also know I NEED a romantic relationship. I refuse to give my complete submission to someone who doesn’t also love me deeply (and I them); I am too emotional for that. If you want my submission, you’ll get my heart, they’re a packaged deal. Now, for the flavor of dynamic: I crave a lifestyle dynamic, one that doesn’t start and end in the bedroom but rather weaves itself seamlessly into our everyday life. I am NOT a slave or interested in having you control absolutely everything. But I am craving someone to take on a caregiver role; someone with the discipline and consistency necessary to help me establish a routine and stick to it. Someone who I can trust to take certain weight off my shoulders.

With that being said, I am not a little. So if that is what you are looking for, I am definitely not your woman.

Physically what I’m looking for: Ideally you are my height or taller. And in terms of body type, I am sorry but I am neither into the dad bod or fat people. (And I am using fat as a descriptor, not as a derogatory thing). Just want to be upfront about what I am attracted to.

If you are super into working out, awesome! I need someone to help me get back into it 😅

Hard nos: scat, golden showers, pet play, age play, blood play, high impact pain (I like spankings and hair pulling but not so hard it hurts), vore, cum on my face. Oh and don't ever call me a bitch

Soft nos: breath play (I like being mildly chocked, but not so hard I can't breath. This might change though)

Like: degradation (dirty little whore/slut), praise (huge kink for sure), ordered around, edging (haven't tried but want to), orgasm control (haven't tried but want to), wardrobe control.

Now, I know this is a lot, so if you made it this far, hurray! Send me a message if you dare and open with “Hi spicy” so I know you read this through lmao.

I am going to go sharpen my nails now 😈

Too-da-loo!