I hope everyone is safe with the fires. Talk about a surreal time we live in.

Anywho…Yes…a corny intro to my kink: anal only. However I’m fine with oral only as well. It’s just my thing as of late for some reason, and I'm looking to meet an awesome woman (note woman) to have some fun in-person with both in and maybe out of the bedroom. I’m married and if you’re sorely desiring to share genuine affection and fun times with someone to fill that void as an AP or FWB, I’m your guy.

I love performing foreplay on my partner, exploring and appreciating her body, arousing her in many ways, making her squirm, and giving her a massive release. Oral is awesome - giving and receiving. Performing oral on a woman is more than just tracing your ABCs, it's a delicate art that I embrace and enjoy. 69? You betcha - nothing like spreading her from behind and making her squirm. I am experienced at anal, so I’m happy to help if guidance is needed.

I may be over 6’ (so I walk like a question mark in airplanes) with brown hair and blue eyes, but I like both tall and short women alike. Are you short where I’ll pick you up and carry you away? Or are you tall where we’ll do nonstop height checks? I'm a total switch, so I'm compatible with many - from my pinning you down taking total control, to you hopping on having your way with me, to us having a mutual wrestling match back and forth. I get a kick out of brattiness, sass, and sarcasm. It that describes you…I got my eye on you. Also, cuddling is the best aftercare. I'm pretty open minded, so if there's a kink you want to explore, let's discuss it.

I argue the key part of FWBs is the F part. Thus I do value a degree of connection, even if it's friendly. Attraction to me is not just the physical, but also the intellectual and emotional (did I mention I'm a huge sapiosexual?). I’m an old school nerd in a way (along the lines of languages, technology, history, reading, solving the hard problems - like figuring out how much wood could a woodchuck chuck).

I enjoy working out in the gym, spinning, hiking, and going for a run - making me the strongest dad bod in the whole LA Region. Want to work out with me, cook with me, watch a movie with me, listen to music with me, hike with me? I'm down - those are my pastimes.

I want this to be in-person and regular. I am a busy guy but I can easily make time early mornings before work, and perhaps take a day off of work later in the week.

What do you think? Let's see how well we click- I'll do my part, and I expect you to do the same. You up for some fun?