Looks like I lured you in, you greedy animal. That’s not to say that I misled you or misrepresented anything in the title (no pun intended); you’re definitely in for a treat.

But hear me out.

I’ve been a little distressed and I’ve started to crave possession (hence the title), protection, commitment, shelter, and a safety net. I've done a lot of soul-searching and brain-picking and I suspect that a gentle/caring/pleasure dom might be the answer.

As far as looks go, I'm white (I only date white men) with long dark hair and dark eyes. I'm naturally thin and quite fit/toned. Overall, I'd describe myself as petite. I take health and discipline seriously and I expect the same from my potential partner. If you have unhealthy habits, it's unlikely that our lifestyles will be compatible.

I’m mostly into conventional hobbies – movie nights, reading, and running. I’m a bit of a naturalist – I like connecting with nature, whether it’s by chasing sunrises and sunsets, watching birds, or hosting raccoons. I’m no stranger to traveling, but ever since my childhood, I’ve had this cliché Americana dream of going on a desert road trip, staying at a cheap motel, and waking up to the warm sunlight.

I'm ONLY looking for a long-term partner (LTR, heading into marriage) and I have limited experience with the dynamic. To me, kink comes down to two things: ownership and control. The ways these can be practiced could vary and I'm open to exploring. However, I'M NOT INTO OVERLY SEXUALIZED DYNAMICS. I have quite a complex personality beyond kink and I don't want my relationship to be defined by kink.

I'm located in Europe but I'm US-educated, hold a professional license in the US, and I'm generally quite Americanized. Ideally, I'd like to talk to someone from the US.

Important considerations:

Timeline

Considering the distance, I'm open to meeting each other once we decide it's worth the effort. It could be as soon as next month.

Communication Style

Please do NOT respond if you’re not aligned with the following:

1.      You tend to love-bomb.

Does it feel good? Yes. Does it ever work? Never. I’m not here to be your most prized possession for a week and be left on read for 48 hours next week. If you tend to go hot and cold, please don't respond.

2.      You don't like to pursue.

Yes, love-bombing and pursuing someone are not the same thing. If you can’t tell the difference, we won’t get along.

3.      You’re too busy for daily communication.

We don’t have to talk all day every day. But if you’re too busy with whatever (work, family, pets, looking for needles in haystacks) to engage in consistent communication, please don’t respond.

Prenup

Yeah, we'll have to get one. I'm aware of all the data and all the odds. I like to think that I'm civil and amicable about these things, even though I’ve never been married.

Kids

I'm only open to having a child with a man who wants to and will be a phenomenal father figure. If you can't see yourself as such, we likely won't get along.

Dealbreakers:

- You're married.

- You're over 42.

- You're just looking for meaningless se*ting and n*des.

- You're unemployed/financially struggling.

- You're cheap/stingy.

- You're American and haven't traveled much outside of the US.

- You live in rural America.

- You use any drugs.

- You watch too much *orn.

- You don't really care for your partner's pleasure.

- Toys make you jealous.

Bonus points if:

- You're funny and good at roasting. I love being roasted. Roast me away, please.

- You're a lawyer. I'm a lawyer and I connect quite well with lawyers.

- You like history and politics, especially Eastern European. Oddly specific, I know.

- You have nice biceps.

- You wear suits to work.

- You've traveled to my home country. I'll tell you which country in private if our conversation doesn't die out in a few days.

You don’t have to text me just to point out that I’m quite specific in my requirements. I’m already aware.

Other than that, RIP to my inbox, I guess.