I'm in norfolk /virginia beach area. Love my job currently but not opposed to a change in scenery for some new adventures. Happy to share pics, available upon request.

If you're open to more than playing short term the following may be relevant, if not it will likely not be but if you've read this far you're probably just looking for ways to kill time right now anyway.

In brief:

I'm always in control and love to explore and try new things. Would like a dynamic that extends beyond the bedroom, but also still live vanilla life. No limits except for crimes against humanity, and sleeping in socks. My rope skills put the boyscouts to shame. Love integrating restraints in to most things, teasing, denial, overall just enjoy playing with you. Toy collection is extensive and includes many restraints, please reach out to management for the full inventory.

Nothing illegal please

thoughts on relationships and ideal outcomes:

Would like to find a longterm partner to annoy daily. Like the detroit lions winning the superbowl kind of once in a lifetime highs.. Beyond that I know that I don't know.

I've been through enough to know what kind of partner I am, the qualities important to me in someone else. I emphasize communication, and affirmation. These are absolutely essential for me. In my partner I Value sweetness and femininity.

My thoughts on myself

Have my costco card, 4 licenses, one roomba, musical taste that hasn't changed much since middle school,a kickass barcart, and steak dinners that are essentially a love potion. I really enjoy hosting events for friends, and having people over in general. I focus on controlling things I can control and preparing for the things I can't. I am more than prepared to survive and thrive in a zombie apocalypse with you, our dog, and the kids.

Grew up playing football, moved into lacrosse, i like being active, this has shifted more in to weight lifting. Usually in the gym before work 5x a week.Will game for stress relief sometimes (my job can have extraordinarily hard days on occasion). I put the cart back at grocery stores. Have been making dad jokes and puns since well Before it was a ‘cool’ personality trait. Steady mix of introversion and extroversion. Love to go out and meet new people, but also enjoy nights in or casual nights out. I will want to take you to do so many things. Ranging from ice fishing, to sporadic iceland trips. Also love bourbon, boating, traveling, shooting pool, dive bars, fixing things, and cooking. I don't know if I believe in love languages but I love taking care of other people and making them feel safe.

What my friends have to say:

"Your jokes are funny, but not in a funny way in like the worst way possible”- said after laughing at my joke

"You're an idiot"- xi xing ping

“ shut the **** up you *****”- ghandi

"If you leave your laundry in the dryer one more time im going to have a bonfire with it" -old roommate

"Whats this weeks bit? does bit ****ing great…" - joe rogan

If you made it to the end, hopefully you laughed a few times, and maybe even smiled and imagined yourself tied up by the person above. I love talking kink, so if you are curious or have more questions id love to chat. If this sounds entertaining/interesting/you just want to react I'd love to hear it.

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