Idk I'm autistic. Chances are that if you're my type, then you've at least questioned if you're autistic lol.
Uh hello lol :]
Let's get this uh beautiful shit out of the way. 5'9" aka 69 inches 😱😱😱 215lbs fat and losing weight, and kinda large body frame, and 3 inches hard so you don't have to ask me. Fat ass. Idk I'm bored of the shallow stuff. I look like and act like I'm stoned, but I'm not. I never even smocked weed in my life I'm just white boi chillin.
Okay I hate talking about looks like it just makes people sad. Okay whatever let's be done with this. I like an aegyo-sal look (google it) which also basically I mean I like fat under eye bags. It makes me feel gucci in all the right places. Attraction wise I don't care about height and weight, but I just want a healthy long living girlfriend so I can be around someone who can help me be healthy too. I am one of those autistics that hate showering though so be warned lmao. Sorry I'm a yapper. Closer to my height is lovely. But I like skinny and chubby (like overweight or barely obese) if I had to be whatever about it. It's cool if you're an athlete though, but I'm such a fucking chronically online gooner that my preconceived stereotype of you is like we will not have chemistry lol but hmu. My only ex was athletic technically. I love mixed race women too, specifically east asian and something else like black, latina, or white. I like indigenous women too, especially canadian but idk why. At the end of the day, if the smile in your eyes gives me um... obsessions ig? Then you're probably the one uh for now lol.
I don't know shit about polyamory. I just know I cheated by sexting and flirting, and I think I would be happier in a relationship with a partner who um is willing to "step on eggshells" to not only meet my needs but emotionally support and actively be interested and involved in my sexual expression. Cuckqueans are probably going to be moreso what I am looking for but not necessarily lol. Idk what other name to use. I am not crazy about topping. All of this to say like my love language is acts of service, and if you can still communicate with me and hug me even if I get triggered every 5 minutes from you saying an innocuous "good boy" then waaaaaah slide into my dms with asl naow pls lol. Most people cannot handle my emotions, which Ik yeah therapy, but I'm just hoping by chance you see that and are into that. I want to meet my type of course.
I always like have things fizzle out over reddit chat, so if you hmu, then I am going to ask you to voice call. If you say no, like I just probably won't be able to vibe with you I'm sorry. I am truly sorry. It just has never worked. Respectfully, yall are too shy. Anyways, I wanted to say I want to start a business, I am a greedy selfish fuck, I have a caring side, and out of principal I will try my best to not be toxic to you. My toxicity towards lovers is out of well nevermind I'd rather have a vulnerable conversation about it. I will just say I don't think I'm toxic. This is not what I wanted to talk about ahhh.
I have been not doing much because I want to do stuff with my future girlfriend. I am single like a pringle. Wait no. I guess pringles aren't single but yeah. I am maidenless. I have no clue what relationship I will fall into because I need experience, but I love communicating. I sound awful saying this, but maybe I communicate too much idk.
My kinks like listen okay. You aren't going to be able to always nevermind. Um I'm bi but it fluctuates so once in a while I won't want to fuck you but maybe your uh nvm that's too much too lol. I am an unhinged pervert like I just make myself cringe but whatever that's okay. I don't know to describe my type or where to even find them. Oh here's something - I like yoga women because everybody knows most people do yoga just to be able to do autofellatio. I like women who wear black too but a woman who changes her style a lot makes my pp hard kinda. I like no I LOVE creative women. Make me swoon with that shit. Whatever it is maybe guitar or drawing me hentai lol (I love futa mommies with big foreskin) uh okay anyways. Like how do I talk about hobbies when I like to live in bed, and I'm saving and putting off doing stuff until I can do it with bae. I like a ride or die thing ig. Oh yeah kinks um if you just kinda put your hand on it to milk it and you're okay with fucking my butt then we will get along okay. The idea of being rimmed and hairy armpits get me going though. I also """""age regress""""" too. I don't really drink from a sippy cup I mean. I just get in the headspace of a little.
If I can send you memes, hentai, and have you watch me play game then ik zal een blij man worden. Het spijt me. Ik spreek een beetje Nederlands dankzij Duolingussy. Fuck that owl. Um anyways.
Oh I remembered my type kinda like I like femcel women but like not actual femcel women I mean like the self aware edgy "moids grrr" ones but also I have cognitive dissonance because I have a VORACIOUS appetite for reassurance.
I have more experience, but I'm a virgin. Just kinky ig. Idk I won't get into it.
Hi in my chats or messages, pls no "sir" or "good boy," no unsolicited nudes, and be 18 only but no upper age limit nothing is too old. Anything illegal is a limit. I don't do drugs recreationally. Lmk asl pls okay hmu if you'd like to click:)
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