Life is full of decisions.

What time should I wake up? What should I eat? Should I exercise? What should I wear? Should I vacuum?

The list goes on, and it can get overwhelming. My request is simple: let me take over the majority of those decisions for you.

Why should you trust me with this?

I have six years of experience as a mentor and disciplinarian, both in-person and long distance. I’ve helped partners develop action plans to achieve their goals, curb bad habits, and build a happier, more fulfilling life. And when they stepped out of line? Let’s just say I’m very good at reinforcing discipline.

This dynamic would be different, but not all that different. What drives me is getting intimately involved in someone’s life and helping them grow. I’m here to simplify, support, and take the weight off your shoulders.

Who am I?

I work in a professional field and live with a mix of humor, warmth, and firmness. I enjoy stand-up comedy, horror movies, Hemingway, long hikes, deep conversations, and—most importantly—breakfast.

What will you get out of this?

• Simplification: Life is chaotic, but I can simplify it by taking control of the little things.

• Freedom: With fewer decisions to make, you’ll find calm and clarity in your day.

• Support: I’ll always make the decision that’s best for you. Whether it’s the big stuff or the small stuff, you’ll have someone in your corner.

What’s expected from you?

• You should be located in the U.S. or Canada so our time zones are compatible.

• Your body will be mine to see and dress, and your orgasms will be under my control. The level of sexuality beyond that is entirely your choice—it’s not the main point.

• Availability is important. While you’ll be encouraged to have a full, vibrant life, I’ll need consistent engagement from you throughout the day.

If this sounds like what you’ve been looking for, send me a message. I look forward to meeting you and seeing where this can go.