Alright lucky ladies of Reddit, the chemicals in my brain have reverted to their natural state of, what Martha Stewart would describe as a, “nice blend of psychosis and delusion, with a delightful hint of neuroticism”, and I’m hoping to be completely off the rails for the foreseeable future.
So what’s that mean for you? You won’t be bored, that’s for sure. Unless you yourself are boring, in which case, I can’t save you… but maybe Jehovah can.
Besides not being bored, you can stare at someone who is prime DILF material but like actually straight DILF material, not like these IRL 4’s who somehow think they’re attractive (I’m looking at you swimmers build guy - you fucking vulture baby looking creature).
Other things:
-Very intelligent - quiz me on shit
-Dad - like McDonald’s says, I’m loving it
-Great career - travels, yells, dresses up
Would love for something in person but open.
You gotta be hot, and actually hot. Your perception of your attraction shouldn’t be dependent on Reddit simps telling you you’re hot. Because they’re lying. Because they’re desperate.
If you describe yourself as curvy, for gods sakes, Google that word and then figure out if you look more like Lizzo or Christina Hendricks, and then adjust accordingly.
Later sluts!
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