Pardon my French for this post but: 

Alright you horny bastards. If you are reading this it’s time to put your dick away and think with that post nut clarity for a while, because y’all need it after reading some of these posts. 

Some things about me are that I am white, but like Italian white (not blonde haired or blue eyed), 5’ 3” ish and about 110 lbs on a good day, 105 lbs on a bad day. I am a submissive who is looking for a gentle dom. I am not a masochist, so if you are a sadist or rough dom we will not be compatible. I am a 25 year old in the Orange County, California area looking for a long term monogamous relationship in which the end goal would be marriage. I just graduated with my Bachelors from college (in an actual field that matters, not gender studies). I haven’t had time to commit to sex or relationships until now. Yes, that means I am a virgin and if you are looking to date we won’t be having sex for a long time. If you message me some dumbshit like you would need to have sex with other women until I am willing to have sex with you, then you can fuck off (this actually happened before). How little respect for myself do you think I have? Imagine you’re a guy who doesn’t believe in sex before marriage and the girl you were talking to says, “that’s fine! I’ll just fuck other guys until you are ready.” What the actual fuck? 

Anyway, I am conservative politically. HOWEVER, I am not religious. I will also not become religious for you or go to church with you. Many of my relatives are extremely religious. My great-grandfather was a minister who said that the worst religious people are the ones who go to church every Sunday. I guess he was one of those people since he cheated on his wife. I think that religion is good if it makes you a better person, but I find that most people attribute being a good person to being a religious person. And there are some really terrible people out there who label themselves as religious, whether Christian, Catholic, Jewish, ect. (I guess you can follow Muslim religion though and still be a really bad person since being a bad person is written into their religion). People will say things like: “well, I know she does porn, but at least she is a Christian,” hurr durr. Yeah, good luck with your “Christian” wife, you moron. Also, do not be one of those religious dudes where sex before marriage is a sin, yet you’ve had sex before. I am literally a better religious person than you, and I don’t even believe in that shit. 

I am not afraid of traveling or living anywhere. The only place I won’t be moving to in the future is Texas. I was really into Texas until they fucked up their abortion laws. Being conservative, I was pretty against abortion until Texas came in and made stupid ass laws which don’t allow even basic care for planned pregnancies. Obviously no one in Texas politics consulted an OBGYN on their abortion law because they literally just threw together some shit that says “abortion is okay to save the mother’s life,” and the dumb fucks thought that was good enough. Do they not realize how tricky some pregnancies can be and how grey the line is? Do they not realize how many different medical things can go wrong with pregnancy in which an abortion would be recommended by the doctor but would not necessarily fit in that law? Like, is it only allowed when the mother is currently dying from the pregnancy, or can they do it if they know she will begin to die a week from now? Texas needs to get their shit together. All the good OBGYN’s left the state after the law was implemented anyway. 

But that leads me to my next topic. I definitely want a couple kids in the future, which is why I am so upset by Texas’ shit. If you don’t want children then we won’t be compatible. Maybe 2-3 children would be good. I probably don’t want a single child, but I also do not want too many since children are very expensive and with this economy no one can afford that. One guy I was talking to said he wanted six children. Yeah and who is paying for your six children, buddy? Because you need about half a million a year in income to afford that. Also, the public education system is garbage so unless there is a good specific school that I know of, my little babies are going to private school or be homeschooled. I am a strong believer in higher education. I will be planning on any kids I have attending college once they are out of high school, unless for some reason they aren’t very bright and cannot handle academics. Then they will go to trade school. Or they will just become alcoholics, idk. I don’t really have a say in their lives once they turn 18 but I shall plan on them being raised smart enough to see the value in college. I also plan on being one of those parents who take their children on trips with them when they are old enough to travel. I believe that traveling is good for children, and I will not be one of those parents who leave their children at home to travel by themselves unless it's a weird special occasion. 

To get along well with me and be approved by my family there are some non-negotiable things that my family values. My family is very conservative so we have a lot of conservative values. First is no smoking or tattoos. Both are dumb and can eventually lead to cancer. Not to mention tattoos look stupid. If you have a tattoo or smoke my family will not approve of you. Also, I do not want my children to smoke or get tattoos, and telling them to not smoke or get a tattoo when their father smokes and has tattoos is hypocritical. And being a hypocrite is for losers. 

Second, a college degree is a must have. My family immigrated here and were able to get out of the slums and bad living situations by going to college and valuing their education. It also shows you are a smart and capable person. Not having a college degree is heavily frowned upon in my family. Plus, if we are having children in the future, you can’t afford that on a normal salary. Although I love my own major I did in college, a lot of the reasoning behind it was so I can be paid enough to save up for a home and a family. The third and final thing is you must be an animal lover. My family does a lot of work for the humane society and is very against breeding. If you want a specialty breed dog or animal, or have a specialty breed dog or animal, we will not get along since I only adopt rescues and dislike people who do not. I am specifying this now since this actually became an issue for me when a guy I was speaking with said he was going to buy a specially bred munchkin kitten from Japan (which was one of the dumbest things I have ever heard). Also my family will look down on you if you buy an animal instead of adopting one. My cousin recently bought a specialty bred dog and no one approves of it in the family. We aren’t PETA people though or vegetarian.

Okay so some other stuff here: if you are black, I will not date you. I’ve seen too many black people beating up their significant others and too many single mothers due to black people leaving them. I am not about to throw myself into that disaster. Plus a black dude stole my camera recently, so yeah. I was able to get it back, but come on! I also do not condone cheating. I will not cheat since I hate cheaters, but just so you know, if you cheat the relationship immediately will end. It doesn’t matter if it's at the beginning of the relationship or ten years in. It will always end the relationship. I have too much respect for myself to stick around with a loser who cheats. Outside of cheating and spousal abuse, I do not believe in divorce. I assume when I am getting into these relationships that we are both adults, which means we should act like it. That means being able to talk about what is bothering you as well as acknowledging feelings and flaws in each other. Also no stupid viral video shit where “I tested my bf” or “I tested my gf by doing this.” That stuff is just stupid. 

Anyway, I posted on here before and had some good responses and bad responses, so if you are interested definitely message me. I tried to give as much information in this post as possible so that you know a little bit of my values, personality, and future goals.

Anyway, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!