TLDR: Treat yourself. This post is meant to be a catalogue of everything I am. What have you always wanted to do, wanted to try? What have you been afraid to tell another human being? This is your opportunity. Treat yourself. Be yourself. The anonymity of the internet permits you to say virtually anything and the magic of the internet allows the potential for that person to be perfect for you.

Christmas demarcates the end of the year and that has me ponderously considering life. I wanted to do something new and wholly immersive. Yet pursuant into positivity. I reflected on what I actually wanted, what would make me happy. What may hold sincere interest on a day where everything goes my way. Here I am

What I offer:

Stats:

• 6'1
• Fit
• Attractive
• Green Eyes
• Long brown/red/blonde hair
• Extremely deep and smooth voice

Will provide photos on request, no need to beat around the bush/be polite. Will voice/videocall

Skills:

• Psychotherapist and Physiotherapist - I'm obsessed with understanding human well being to create an optimal state of healing
• Licensed to practice/teach: Hypnosis, Massage, Yoga, Tantra
• Former Chef (Ask to see work product - If you're vegan you're going to hate my work product)
• 10 years of combat sports
• Very good with knots/tying things (I can also pick locks, maybe I'm the universe's solution to your neighbour turning off their stereo by 10 pm)
• Conversationalist - Please don't be shy. I won't bite. Unless you tell me to.

Interesting things:

• Former Wilderness guide and survivalist
• Amateur herbalist - I forage plants and make cosmetics/medicine from them
• Aural learning style, I experience the world as music, listening more to tone of voice than words
• The above also effects my sensory processing - its the little things I notice and love, subtle tactile sensations of clothing, the smell of hair in the sunlight, the upward lilt in genuine laughter. Everything in the world is at an 11, but when I'm with someone that makes me feel happy that turns from an overstimulation into a superpower
• I love ice cream, sunlight and nature.
• I love music, I sing, play the saxophone, some guitar
• I've learned Spanish, some Russian and some Persian. My soul clearly wants to learn a new language (I see it as this magical construct of building a bridge of shared communication for human experience, my brain always feels wonderful after learning new words) Would love someone who speaks a second language or someone trying to learn English

Will try most things, - interpret that how you will. Maybe I really want someone to play tennis with me.

Romantically I'm putting an age limit of 50. Realistically, I can be friends with anyone who connects to me. If you feel like reaching out please do so.

Take the leap. Open with a secret you've never told anyone, an enigmatic fact about you, or a desire you've harboured for days.