Hello! 

A little Birdy told me you're looking for a tall older man to be your Daddy! Are you surprised I can speak to birds? Honest to truth, I can. Now If they understand me or even answer back is a whole different story. I can also speak cat, but still working on dog.  

Basic Stats

-40 Male living on the best coast, California bay area 

-6ft3

-Bearded

-250 lbs and almost HWP (Dad Bod, I'm extra comfortable for snuggles) 

-Employed

-California sober, I don't mind if you're not. But 1 if you're in recovery

-vaccinated

-Drug and disease free W/recent tests and able to provide on request

-non-monogamous, PolyA

I'm kind, patient, understanding, attentive, curious, loving Dominant with a very silly personality and sense of humor and a high amount of emotional intelligence, vulnerability and availability, who is looking for the same. I will always encourage you to do the best that you can with what you have and give any help where it's wanted or needed. I love gentle mischief and the energy that brats bring, it contrast to my stoic visage. Ill brat back and I'll put you in your place, lovingly.

Service and physical touch are my love languages, giving and receiving.

 Do you need help with ups? I've got you covered. I'm big and strong

Is your Stuffie hiding all the way under the bed just outside of your reach? I've got long arms and I'll get em for you. 

Are you looking for that box of pasta you bought 6 months ago that's hiding in the back corner on the top shelf? Ill find it for you, and well cook it up for a banger of a meal.

Do you need emotional support because your taxes are due and you still haven't received your W-2? I'll use my Dad voice to comfort you. But I'm not going to doing your taxes, that's a hard limit.

I'll probably wont be able to open the pickle jar tho, I haven't leveled up that skill yet.

Relationship goals and intentions:

Seeking to build an intimate connections, something solid and stable, focusing on the meaningful and not instant gratification.

Consistent communication, not necessarily constant comunication, although I'm quick on the reply and most likely won't keep you on read. 

How we get there is also important, Slow burn and intentional. lets let the relationship unfold naturally before slapping a D/s label on it just so we both are sure we are the right partner for each other. 

Im looking for my ride of die, someoene to make a priority.

Experience:

I have been in the age play and kink community for many years. I have experience with littles, middles, submissives, masochists but I have to say DD/lg, ABDL, and ageplay relationship's are what I enjoy the most. It's my particular cup of juice. 

Im very Kink friendly, ask for my kinks because the list is very vast and wide. 

Except for rope. 

Im too smooth brained for pretty knots. (Honestly tho, for the right person I would most likely learn. They would have to be a very very very special person for that to happen)

Impact Top, stingy or thuddy?

Edge play: I'm a creative deviant with lots of fun ideas for laughs.

Out side of kink I enjoy playing video games, podcasts (comedy and true crime), watching movies and going down youtube rabbit holes, especially the spookie ones. I like going for walks, cute dates, hanging out with friends, cooking, working out. Lets share our favorite recipes with each other!

If you think you're the right silly goose or a deviant delinquent, drop me a DM with a brief intro with your age and general location. 

Bonus points, after I accept your chat send me a picture with you and your favorite stuffy!