Hope you’re getting enough holiday cookies and not enough orgasms so we’re on equal ground. Busy Dom seeking an on going physical friendship with a kinky lady who is like minded, whose relationship style includes acts of service and getting her needs met weekly.

Open to all types, ages, ancestry,and size. Open to wide varieties of play with vanilla notes.

I use the dating apps and it often hits home that I don’t have time for that shit, and I’m too sapiosexua or too kinky to find connection that way but I get in moods where I start to think I also would spank and fuck the brains out of anyone I swiped right on. I’m sexual but human about it. Sexual connection can be difficult too, and I don’t just fuck to fuck, which is why I want you for that regular booty call, and D/s chemistry. Your pussy has needs. You’re a real person. You want to know me both inside you and out (of your bed) but you’re not replying to this for a dinner date. I find the chase less exciting than familiarity in a makeout, and I’d like to get to giving you the bruises you crave as soon as comfortable.

My qualifications: Sexy, full of surprises, clean bill of health, body positive, love good hygiene, mature, responsive and crave affection, not afraid of cuddling, will go down on you more than any guy ever has, thinks a girl should cum first but I will let you pamper me, lose yourself, non judgement about turn ons, and really appreciate a girl in touch with her fetishes, or who adapts to mine. Always interested in popping your cherries. I’m good natured when a blowjob is involved. Your boundaries and triggers will not bother me. We can make it work.

Kink inclined, you can be any shade. I’m a pleasure Dom, it translates well to vanilla. I like it a little rough, and I like it a lot primal and tender. I don’t have to break you, but I can. I like good girls, and I feel like we’re all in the same venn diagram of kink 101 at this point. If I have outliers they’re not that extreme, although I’ve been at this long enough that I might not realize.

I’m a fan of books, podcasts, travel, streaming weekends, film, binging good tv, hikes, science, great conversation, bread, and anything with noodles. An equal parts indoorsy/outdoorsy artsy/nerdy type with a big heart and sharp wit just trying to find my person I can text dirty ideas for next time.

Is that enough to start the conversation?