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Fight-Milk-Steak is a male age 40 looking for a female in online
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Happy Friday the 13th, BDSMPERSONALS. I hope you read my dumb post title in the proper tune.

This clearly isn't going to be one on my more serious posts. Feel free to check out my history if you want to see those (along penis and hands). This is more of a daddy dom with dad jokes vibe. For example...

How did the good girl get to work? She took the subway.

[rimshot]

Okay one more. What's the good girl's favorite sandwich restaurant chain?? Jimmy John's.

If you guessed Subway you were wrong because that's nobody's favorite. I also would have accepted Firehouse and Quiznos, though. And chances are if you aren't at least 30 years old you're saying "What the fuck is a Quiznos" right now.

If you're still reading this then I know two things about you:

  1. You know this doesn't have to be so serious. Not that it wouldn't be at times but overall I'm of the belief that sexual expression should be fun. And yeah that includes being fucking silly at times. Because you know what's better than cumming together? Cumming AND laughing together.

  2. You must like some pain because those jokes were fucking terrible and still you wanted more. That's my girl.

As for me:

Gentle dom/caregiver type. Not a sadist unless you count bad puns. Good at seeing people I care about and making them feel safe. Not looking to jump into anything because I don't want to view a sub as just a sub but a friend as well. Because I want to care.

Be alright with sending pics/vids but no need to rush into that. I understand and respect the need to be safe and feel trust. It would be good to see you in some way (that you're comfortable with sharing) though as you can see more than a bit of me in my post history. Other than that, just be you. That's who I want to see.

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