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32 [F4M] #CA #USA - Damsel in distress announces a challenge for the mightiest knights in the Kingdom of Reddit
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_MellonCollie_ is a female age 32 looking for a male in Challenge, CA
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Scroll down for dealbreakers , so you don't waste your time falling in love with me :)

I'm quite into medieval aesthetics, hence the title. Torches, damp walls, heels clacking on cobblestone, corsets, linen, armor, sweat and blood — you name it (ok, maybe not the plague). I've never thought about it this way but maybe my infatuation with these things can help me better articulate what I'm looking for? :)

Let's just say that life has been testing me recently and it has been humbling. I find solace in knowing that there is a man out there who will allow me to just let go of it all. I've done a lot of soul-searching and brain-picking and I suspect that a gentle/caring/pleasure dom might be the answer. I crave possession, protection, commitment, consistency, shelter, and a safety net. I need to know that if it all fails, it won't matter because I'm in safe and caring hands.

As far as looks go, I'm white with long dark hair and dark eyes. I'm naturally thin and quite fit/toned. Overall, I'd describe myself as petite. I don't want to toot my own horn much but I'm told quite frequently that I'm pretty.

I have quite a soft personality but don't be fooled by my petiteness and softness. The twist is that I'm just as much of a fighter as I am a delicate flower. I'm quite an achiever and I enjoy intellectual stimulation. I will listen to you for hours, I will learn from you, and I will be your ultimate confidant.

I take health and discipline seriously and I expect the same from my potential partner. If you have unhealthy habits (too sedentary, too much sugar, fast food, etc.), it's unlikely that our lifestyles will be compatible. I like exploring outdoors/viewpoints/landscapes as long as I don't have to sleep in a tent (caves are fine though). Staying in for quality movies or TV shows is equally great. Don't get me wrong, I'm into trash TV too (90DF, anyone?)

Politically speaking, I'm quite centric/moderate. I seek balance and I usually manage to find it. I'm open to moderate or soft conservative/soft liberal. Nothing extreme, please. I'm fine with you enjoying your gun and I'm fine with you believing in better access to healthcare. But please don't expect me to be either a tradwife or a primary breadwinner.

I'm only looking for a long-term partner and I have limited experience with the dynamic. To me, kink comes down to two things: ownership and control. The ways these can be practiced could vary and I'm open to exploring. However, I'm NOT into overly sexualized dynamics. I have quite a complex personality beyond kink and I don't want my relationship to be defined by kink.

I'm located in Europe but I'm US-educated, hold a professional license in the US, and I'm generally quite Americanized. Ideally, I'd like to talk to someone from the US. .

Important considerations:

Kids

I'm only open to having a child with a man who wants to and will be a phenomenal father figure. If you can't see yourself as such, we likely won't get along.

I'm open to prioritizing family over my career at some point. As much as I appreciate my career pursuits, I'd rather spend time with my own child than completely outsource motherhood to strangers. This means you'll have to be able to provide comfortable lifestyle with your income. If you don't think that's possible, it is probably a dealbreaker.

Prenup

Yeah, we'll have to get one. I'm aware of all the data and all the odds. I like to think that I'm civil and amicable about these things, even though I've never been married/divorced and I don't have a child.

Timeline

I've decided to focus on my personal life for the time being. I understand that it takes just as much intentional effort, if not more, as my career. So if I see potential, YOU will be my focus. I'd rather focus on one person and get to know him well than talk to multiple people and be superficial about it.

I'm open to traveling once we both decide that it's worth that effort. I'm also open to you traveling to where I am. It could be as soon as next month.

Dealbreakers:

- You're married.

- You're over 38.

- You're just looking for meaningless se*ting and nudes.

- You're unemployed/financially struggling.

- You're cheap/stingy.

- You're American and haven't traveled much outside of the US.

- You live in rural America.

- You use any drugs.

- You watch too much corn.

- You don't really care for your partner's pleasure.

- Toys make you jealous.

Bonus points if:

- You're a lawyer. I'm a lawyer and I connect quite well with lawyers.

- You like history and politics., especially Eastern European. Oddly specific, I know.

- You're funny and good at roasting. I love being roasted. Roast me away please.

- You have nice biceps.

- You're a D/C suite executive or heading into that direction.

- You wear suits to work.

- You've travelled to my home country. I'll tell you which country in private, if our conversation doesn't die out in a few days.

- You like memes. I'm a bit of a meme lady and I can't help it.

Do I sound like I'm the one? That's because I probably am :) The question is, are you?

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