Hey! Thanks for checking my personal out, I hope I can "ad" to your day

I'm a Heavier (but not Obese, think Teddy Bear shaped) White Guy standing at 5'11" with a goofy, sarcastic personality, albeit one that takes a while to come out. I love bad puns and comedy (Monty Python and Mel Brooks in particular hold a special place in my heart)

It's a hard time of year to be single, and I'd love to meet someone before the year's end. I've found dating apps a bit of a bust, likely due to a variety of factors. I'd love to meet someone who's also looking for a proper relationship rather than a FWB or a situationship.

So with that out of the way, here's a little bit about me:

I'm as much of a nerd as you possibly can be. I love Yugioh, Board Games, Video Games, Movies and TTRPG's. I get way too excited over the lore of fictional settings and let myself get absorbed in entire book series. I absolutely adore animals of all kinds (including insects and microscopic life), and I will absolutely talk your ear off about both my pets and wild animals.

As most of my closest friends have moved away over the last 2 years, there's been a ton of things in town I'd love to check out with someone as it's more than a little lonely to go out by myself. Notably I'd love to check out the Artcade downtown since it looks really damn cool lol.

As for the kinky side, I've come to realize that it's something I'd like to explore and collaborate with someone together rather than listing it off as something on a Resume. I can go into more detail, but for anyone still reading I'll throw in that I just ask you include your favorite animal so that I know you're reading, but my primary limits are anything Illegal, anything Permanent and anything that fetishizes marginalized groups. My main kinks are orgasm control, in particular denial and chastity, and worship. I'm a Switch personally, but I lean more Dom. With that being said however, I have no problem topping or bottoming, as long as my partner is enjoying themselves.

So with myself out of the way, I'm looking for someone 20-32 years old, is relatively nerdy and loves animals. The way you lean kinkwise isn't super important either, as long as our kinks and limits line up but that's obviously something we'd have to discuss.

Thanks for Reading, I hope to hear from you!

By the way, what do you call a TV Show about Ogres in Space?

Star Shrek!