I'm...somewhat inexperienced. It's not that I've never had sex, but the main thing(s) fucking me for most of my life have been mental disorders: OCD, Depression, etc. Life is trending up, but amidst swiping on apps, and being horrendously busy, and all of the meet cutes with strangers that don't happen, I find myself craving for experiences I never really got to have.

The fantasy goes something like this: we go on a casual date, you take me back to your place, show me your room as if we're in college (hey, let me make up for lost time a little bit) and you invite me to get on your bed with you. You ask me unabashedly probing questions – Do you watch porn? What kind? Do you like to jerk off? Could I see how you like to do it? And because I'm a gentleman and totally have a kink involving this I readily oblige. And you quickly discover that I start dripping quite easily. And you get the feeling I'd be willing to do just about anything you want. And you like the idea of egging me on. And you get curious about how well I'd eat your pussy, or how I'd moan in any number of situations. From there, it's choose your own adventure, with more storylines and delicious endings than R.L. Stine could shake a stick at.

I realize that all of the above could technically be had in the course of "normal dating." But, sigh, I'm tired. I don't think I'm down with the new normal. I'd like less algorithms in my life, please. I'd like to feel like exploration is valid. I'd like to dodge the heteronormative script and skip the cocktails and subtext and mechanical hookups. I just want to be someone's fun sex pet for once, find some genuine attraction and chemistry, feel good, make someone cum.

So, what do you think? Is it too late to backfill the experiences I wish I would have had? Would you be interested in meeting a guy who's conventionally cute (I think?), 5'8" (I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller), sometimes funny, usually too smart for his own good, sporadically a decent cook, somewhat experienced as a dom but less so as a sub, down to experiment, chock full of kinks, STD/STI free, and all about clear communication?

If so, do send a message along. Willing to trade pics, of course. Open to someone a just bit younger, the same age, or a little older (up to 45, let's say, give or take?). Open to switches, dommes, or those who like to go with the flow.