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Lemons
If life hands you lemons, you make?
Lemonade!
Yeah, if you have enough food stamps left over for sugar. and lucky enough live somewhere that has potable water.
Only naive, rich, pompous, pampered pricks think everyone can make lemonade with with only lemons. And maybe saying that makes me a prick too, but if life sucks, the best thing to be is a prick.
But that's not what I wanted to talk about, I want to talk about a girl.
She found me online and said, "I see you're into ... mmmmmm" And I said, "I am! And I see you like ... <smirk> and .... uh huh! Maybe we should meet." And she said, "we should!"
I said, "You want to go to dinner?" No.
"You want to meet for coffee?" No.
"You do want to get together." Yeah.
"Do you just want me to come over?" "The door will be unlocked, I'll be blindfolded, naked, handcuffed to the bed, you can do whatever you want."
I'm thinking what kind of idiot walks blind into a situation like that? So I went
And she was fun.
But after we tried to talk and she's all Toby Keith and NASCAR and baseball and beer. And I'm Talking Heads and chess and Kandinsky and whiskey.
And she looks like a movie star, but I'm not a Karl Mauldin fan really.
And there was just nothing much to say.
And I don't know why I went to her, and I don't know why I kept coming back. again and again, for years.
I just know when life hands you lemons, you can squeeze the juice into the wounds
and feel alive
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