I've been sort of counting on the Universe to put the right people on my path, but as they say, you miss all the shots you don't take. That's the only sports-adjacent thing you'll hear me say.

I saw the movie Secretary when I was young and I thought "great, I want that" but it wasn't until I was nearing my 30s when I learned about D/s and all the wonderful things that it can mean. I'm still yet to get real-world job experience as someone's devoted sub but I'm hoping one of these days someone will break me in.

My location in the east of Finland is very inconvenient, I know, but I unfortunately don't have any plans on relocating in the near future. I don't expect to have good enough luck to find anyone locally, but I do hope to find a genuine connection with a dominant man, even if it's just friendship and only over the internet. I don't believe in chit-chat and I don't waste time and effort on people I don't care about - I deeply value the people I CHOOSE to have in my life. If/when we meet in real life, I'm all yours.

Me: I'm often described as "funny" but I'm not exactly the life of the party type of person - I thrive on 1:1 interactions and prefer to be an observer in any other situations. I'm always reading and even carry a book in my bag so I can continue reading when waiting in line etc. I love to learn new things and I adore people who can teach me about their interests. I'm a warm, positive person but I also take things very seriously when they're important to me and I have a lot of feelings. Physical fitness and healthy living are extremely important to me - I used to work in health care so I know what can happen if you neglect yourself. (I'm no longer a hot nurse, though, just a hot writer.) Other things I like: ravens, endless walks, languages, German metal, volunteer work, collecting vintage textbooks. Appearance-wise, I'm a petite girl with a big bottom, (fake) red hair and (genuine) big lips. It's okay if those things matter to you.

You: I like serious, intelligent men. Hopefully you are one. For time zone reasons, I'm not looking for anyone outside Europe. You're patient but firm and you know what you want. You need to be older than me but younger than my father, otherwise it's just weird. You're always open to learn new things and you prefer a conversation over a monologue. You know you look good but you don't feel the need to show your cock to everyone on the internet.

Me & you: Let's talk! But I have no desire to talk sex with a complete stranger, so don't be in a rush to get there or I'll be turned off faster than I can block you and completely forget all about you. Tell me about yourself and why you wanted to message me and not some other little slut. If you're the right person, I can be fully devoted to you, but don't expect that to happen overnight. Let's not be delulu.

I don't do anything that I'm not enthusiastic about so I'm not going to reply to anyone who doesn't match my criteria and to any low-effort messages. My time is valuable and I don't want you to waste yours, either.

If you read all this, I hope you have a lovely day full of good things and beautiful people.