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28 [M4F] #Seattle #Spokane #Online Stuntman Golden Retriever looking for a connection
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anonymister_audio is a male age 28 looking for a female in Seattle, WA
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Howdy, fancy seeing you in these parts

You might be curious about the title. "Stuntman Golden Retriever? Surely that's an oxymoron or exaggeration? One cannot be both a madman and a gentle soul! I claim chicanery, perhaps even malarkey"

Well my dear reader, you've found the oxymoron (emphasis on the moron). I'm a firedancing, poledancing, knife throwing, martial arts practicing, engineer. But my version of a fantasy date is to go to the farmer's market, buy whatever you say, make a meal/pie, and then cuddle with a movie. I am the guy who asks you to go apple picking or to the art museum. Let's dress up in a terrible couple's Halloween costume (regardless of the date) and hit the town

If you want brownie points, include in your message what colour I wear on Wednesdays. Answer is in my 'About Me'

While I have my stuntman hobbies, I don't need to include you in them if that's not your thing. I can always light things on fire or get thrown off my deck without you, and instead relax with you. I'm a firm believer in couples having their own hobbies and interests. I've moved a lot, but always find a strong social circle/community

Now, you may be asking "this guy has everything, what could he want out of a relationship???" You ask many good questions, and I appreciate being challenged and questioned, this is already going super well. Well, to start with, I don't have you/you don't have me, so that's already a problem. I'm mostly just looking for a close emotional connection. I'm a switch with a high-ish sex drive. I haven't subbed much, but I know it's something I want to explore. When I'm domming, I am a sassy pleasure dom, and I love pitting someone's desires against them.

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