This sub is worse than dating apps. As in you try it, you know it doesn’t exactly work for you or your purposes, but you still hope. And you also feel a bit stupid, because looking for a deep connection on a bdsm forum is a bit like looking to buy a pet fish in a furniture store. I mean, no judgment, I love furniture, but that’s also not what I’m looking for at the moment.

Ok, I’ll pretend that I’m writing this to a very specific person, because I kinda am. And if it doesn’t make any sense to you, it’s probably better to leave now, because it gets even worse.

There’s this song that goes ‘How can you miss someone you’ve never met, cause I need you now but I don’t know you yet’ — and that’s exactly how I feel at the moment. For quite some time, actually. It’s like I know you, I know you exist, and I know exactly how it feels to be with you, but I haven’t met you yet. It’s either hopelessly romantic or borderline clinical.

Anywwway. I identify as a sub, I’m looking for a dom, but also for a friend, a teammate, a partner in crime… for the whole package, for my person. I don’t have a lot of requirements (well, that’s not entirely true, but for now let’s pretend it is). Please be single, around my age, and just take care of yourself — life, mind and body. Oh, and emotional stability is a must, some cool-headedness even, because otherwise things will get too intense and chaotic for you very quickly.

I would also prefer to exchange SFW pics right away, because it’s awkward, and I hate that part. Not because I’m insecure about my appearance or have some incredibly high standards, but all that social protocol around ‘let’s pretend it doesn’t matter, because otherwise we look shallow’ drives me crazy. Let’s just get it done with, yes-yes, no-no, and move on to the fun part.

And by fun part I don’t mean online play (how does that work, anyway), but getting to know each other and hopefully building something real. Full disclosure — I live in the middle of nowhere and do not plan to change that anytime soon. But I’m open to different scenarios for the right person, and I need you to be as well.

I guess that’s enough for now. Please only respond if all this actually makes sense to you. Let’s be respectful of each other’s time and energy, because let’s be real, this stuff can be exhausting.