I’m looking for someone to serve as my ideal slut for the next five months. At times I’m a perfectionist, and at times I’m a pragmatist. Pragmatically, if you’re 75% of the things I’m looking for in a slut, you’re going to be perfect for what I have in mind.

Let’s start with the hard deal-breakers. You have to be 100% on these.

You need to be into men that are 45 years old and 6-foot-2. I'm also married, balding, bearded and wear glasses, and weigh 260 pounds. I am currently increasing my workouts and on a diet. I have a deep voice, broad shoulders, a thick cock and a strong sadistic streak. Plus I’m extremely creative.

You personally need to be between the ages of 18 and 44. You need to be fit or interested in working out regularly. You need to be bisexual or pansexual, and enjoy the idea of group sex and public sex situations. I prefer women with a strong feminine look. Cute and tiny has a strong preference here.

Now, what type of kink are you into?

I’m looking for one of three flavors: The free-use fucktoy, the brat in need of taming, and the Princess that wants a mean Daddy. If you’re any of these three, or a combination of them, you and I will have a lot of fun.

Now, for the more negotiable parts:

A love of CNC is preferred, along with a need for degradation and free use.

I’d prefer you live in the southeast portion of LA County, or the northwest portion of Orange County. At the least, you need to occasionally be able to meet up on weekday mornings and late nights, lunch breaks, and road trips.

Our first meet-up will be on the beach for a nice long walk. If you give the OK, some discreet groping of your body will happen. And if you’re a good girl, I’ll see if I can make you cum in a semi-public area.

Our second meet-up will be somewhere I can use you as a cumdump, possibly with others watching. Will it be in a van in a parking garage? Your apartment? Some random voyeur’s house? We’ll see.

From there, you'll meet up regularly as a gym workout partner, and other tasks will be assigned.

One day, we'll walk through IKEA with a remote vibrator inside of you. Another day, I'll be loaning you out to some of my friends.

In December, you'll be the centerpiece of a dinner party, tied up and used to display food.

In February, you'll join me on a weekend road trip up to San Jose. You'll be expected to watch as I tie up and use another slut, then join us one she's made me cum. If you're a good girl, you'll be allowed to eat the cum out of her pussy.

In April, you'll travel with me to Las Vegas, where you'll be part of a full-on orgy with the rest of my sluts.

You'll be assigned a Slut Identification Number and constantly reminded that you're no better than the rest of the sluts. But you'll also know that you have the most access to my cock, and you'll make me cum more than any other woman (my wife included). I'll sketch you, I'll photograph you, I'll use you, and I'll drain my balls inside of you.

You'll do your best to cheer me on as I fuck other sluts, and you'll be entrusted with knowing my itinerary when I'm meeting with strangers.