Finally a lazy day with nothing on the schedule until this afternoon. So I decided to create a post and see who responds.

I am a sapiosexual first and foremost. Physically attractive is good to, but I don't hold unrealistic standards of beauty. In fact, for being a Dom I still believe woman deserve empowerment and equality, outside of the bedroom.

I have two asks, I love age gap dynamics so please don't be around my age. Also, you don't have to workout all the time, but being hwp is simply heathier for you physically and mentally. I guess that's three asks, because I need an intelligent partner.

I have experience being a Dom. I know a lot, including how to hit a sub's buttons... or pleasure points. Like using a horse crop after I edge you. Maybe denial, to make you earn release with my permission. I like toys, but also like free use. There's not always going to be something off hand when my desire to take you impulsively happens.

I have a lot of kinks, and up to explore more with an eager pet. I'm not going to list all of them. Ask me, tell me what you want. Let's see if we are aligned in the possible dynamic.

A little about me. I hold two degrees in physics and cybersecurity. I manage a group of people that are the "purple team" in a pen test. In other words, we watch the red team hack the blue team and look at all the data for improvements. Snooze fest, until you find an eureka moment.

Kinda like how scientists look over tons of data from the JWST. Striking a snip of a super massive black hole developing younger from the big bang than expected. Also, the universe is not homogenised like it was expected. Essentially, Hubble the telescope proved Hubble was wrong. Go figure. The JWST confirmed and made the data more accurate and further out to the early universe.

So I actually picked up seasonal retail just to get out of the house! I worked remote even before the pandemic and it's getting lonely. The best part of the retail gig is that I honestly don't care about it and refuse all the normal pushy sales tactics. I get negative feedback, oh my.

Ok, job talk is out of the way. Want to know some of my hobbies? I like to write short stories, papers, and poetry. I game on occasion. I have every console, I probably should use them. Is taking a nap on a sunny day a hobby?

Typical shut-in activities. I can't stand that. I'm an adrenaline junkie. Traffic was almost nothing last night on the freeway. So I hit the top speed and kept my foot down. The only gauge that was moving was gas... going down and down quickly. Sure it was stupid, but I've raced cars all my life (not nascar) and may have a few championships? Yet, I am a humble person and don't like to brag about how good I am at winning.

That's not enough fun tho. I want to earn my A license for skydiving. I'm getting back into mnt bike trails. It's not like where I went to uni tho. My alma mater is in a valley and the downhill was so crazy fast and fun. I cut my teeth driving there and had a positive reputation. There's even a weird story about my car.

Also in uni I played collegiate paintball and did some sharpshooting. My RA was a legit Navy Seal, not stolen valor like so many. He had proof. Anyway, he taught our hall buds which a lot of guys dropping out. It was so worth it when we jumped off the main bridge and had to swim away from the cops.

I won't drown, but I did perforate my eardrum. I hit the froth of a waterfall. With little surface tension I went very deep into the dark and cold waters under the waterfall. I never hit rock bottom, but it happened so fast I didn't equalize the pressure. I felt the pop. Then drove a long way to the nearest hospital listing about from a lack of balance between my ears. They insisted I was tripping because I had a mushroom on my hat.

Now shrooms are decriminalized in Ann Arbor to the point there is a website that delivers. I had a guy meet me in his white car with purple cow prints. Apparently discretion is not required.

I've droned on enough. I have led a very unusual and adventurous life. I'm a bad boy but not to hurt anyone. Like, I will return the wallet, but might take a peak first. I think everyone deserves respect unless they prove you otherwise.

In summary, I want a younger woman who needs both a mentor and Dom. Empathy and love are positive traits to me.

Please me available to chat during the day and willing to travel. I have a paralyzed dog, I can't leave him alone for too long. Plus I have a kitten that is the reincarnation of Eris, the Greek goddess of chaos. I'm worried she might become an arsonist while no one is there to watch her. You don't have to be close, just willing to come to me if we develop a D/s dynamic.

One last important thing. I don't have kids and don't want any. I was snipped in my thirties and I don't want to start a family. Dating single moms is not a good idea for me.

18 paragraphs. I hope you enjoyed all of them.

In the wise words of Forest Gump, "That's all i have to say about that."