Ex-code cowboy turned startup attempter. 34 years of transforming caffeine into questionable life choices.

I'm that guy who goes to parties to befriend the host's houseplants and dog whilst having a staring contests with their art. My ideal date? Let's hit up an art gallery and see if our tastes align, I often find the architecture more interesting.

Passport more dog-eared than a librarian's favourite novel. Fluent in sarcasm, obscure sci-fi references, and the art of strategic people-watching. I can decipher ancient hieroglyphs but still get bamboozled by "Push" and "Pull" door signs.

Introvert by nature, occasional extrovert by cosmic accident. Happy to be your silent cheerleader or fellow contemplator of existence. I warm up to people at the pace of continental drift, but once I do, you're stuck with me like a cat on a freshly laundered black shirt.

Emotionally available? Absolutely. But my feelings come with a user manual written by Douglas Adams - insightful, confusing, and possibly involving towels. Seeking a partner for deep conversations and shallow puns. If you can make me snort my green tea, you've unlocked achievement level: Potential Soulmate.

Bonus points if you're comfortable taking the lead.

Let's explore the world, question reality, and maybe forget how to adult together. Introverts, extroverts, ambiverts - all welcome. Just bring your sense of humour and a willingness to embrace life's absurdities. I promise to bring enough obscure conversations to last us through the apocalypse.

P.S. If liminal spaces do something for you, we're already on the same weird wavelength. Let's meet in that twilight zone between "just met" and "finishing each other's sentences".

More than happy to met friends, play partners or ideally more. Happy to share kinks and pictures on request but expect the same.