And before you go any further, please note that my profile name is NOT a typo or an exaggeration or a bit of self-deprecating humor. I am indeed a fat, ugly, old brutal pervert. I'm also extremely, creepy, nasty and sadistic, so if that scares you off or repulses you, you should hit the back button now!

However, if you’re still reading this and wondering what kind of adventures await for you if you do, let me give you a taste:

As in Lewis Carroll’s original, there will be a “Pool of Tears”, but it won’t come about because your head grows so big it hit’s the ceiling and you start to cry gallons of tears. Instead, it will be spankings, canings, tit torture, ass rapings and a plethora of other fun activities (well, fun for me that is!) that will create this wonderful pool of tears for both of us to swim in.

There may not be a “Cheshire Cat” down this rabbit hole, but I guarantee you will see a huge perpetual grin on my face as I have you do all kinds of nasty, kinky and perverted acts for my amusement.

Since I don’t have any tea in my home, there won’t be any “Mad Tea Parties” to attend, but I have plenty of other delicious liquids for you to imbibe and enjoy (cum, piss, spit).

Like the Queen of Hearts, I have a catch phrase I like to use frequently and with the slightest provocation. It’s not “off with his head”, but instead my catchphrase is “off with your clothes”, because if there is one thing I love in life it’s a naked woman.

So ladies, if you’re “curiouser and curiouser” to learn more about the perverted adventures I offer, email me and let’s talk. And so you know ahead of time, these are some of my favorite kinks:

1. Ass-to-mouth fucking (this is my absolute favorite activity)
2. Piss drinking
3. Rimming
4. Toe sucking and boot worshipping
5. Rough and painful ass fucking and raping
6. Spitting (especially in the face!)
7. Hard spankings and tit slapping
8. Public humiliation
9. Face slapping
10. Collars & Leashes
11. Biting
12. Bareback fucking
13. Verbal humiliation and degradation
14. CMNF (Clothed male, naked female)

About me: I’m 61 years old, mixed race (Jamaican, German & French background), 6’1” tall, I weigh 300 lbs and I have salt and pepper black hair (although each day it gets a little more salty and a little less peppery). I can host or travel, and since I just recently retired I’m available most anytime of the day. Feel free to contact me via chat or private message, either works for me. I’m open to women of all ages and sizes.

And don’t take this the wrong way, but I am not looking for people to “chat” about this with, or to have cyber play with. I’m here to meet women for real life encounters only.