Goodday,

First off I'd highly prefer for you to read through my entire post before responding. Knowing myself, I'll throw down loads of words to try to get across how I actually feel, so if you read this and think 'no, Moirai, don't tell me what to do, fek off' then well.. Ok if that happens you're probably not reading anymore anyway, so that works out fine. If you do end up reading the whole thing, please include the word 'pumpkin' into your reply.

Today I am present on this here subreddit to find a partner in crime who can tickle both my funny bone and my fancy. I generally know what I want, and I prefer you to do so as well. Of course there is always plenty to discover and explore, and I am more than excited to get to that at some point with the right connection.

I value explicit consent above all, so communication is key. Not only for giving explicit consent, but also for a healthy relationship (in any stage of talking that is). I prefer to not start off too big on mutual expectations. In the end it has to be fun to spend time together. If the puzzle pieces fall into place, that's a clear indication that said fun is achieved. If we can't provide that for each other, it is only fair to part ways respectfully. Additionally, I'm looking for someone who appreciates a good laugh. I believe humor is a great way to break the ice and build a connection, and I'd be lying if I didn't say my knees buckle for some good banter. I'd love to find somebody to talk to regularly, and maybe we'll find upon us the desire to actually meet up. Also, I should add that I am not built for a platonic kind of dynamic. My submissive feelings are directly tied to my romantic ones. Yours don't have to be of course, but know that I am not looking for just a dynamic.

In terms of dynamics, I prefer dominants who are more about calm, cool, and collected vibes rather than aggressive energy. The psychological side of things is crucial for me, and I'd love to find someone who can navigate that terrain with care. The best connections I've had were with people whom I genuinely believed to know better than I do, whom I could look up to. My submissiveness is part of my personality, and there's not a whole lot that I enjoy more than when I feel it genuinely and naturally bubbling to the surface when talking to somebody who is a natural Dominant. In line with my with for the calm, cool, collected Dominant, I do not really need a brat-tamer, mostly since I am not a brat. Some bantery provocation aside, when it comes to it I want nothing more than to be in your good graces. Aside from that, I am a masochist and would love to find this sort of connection with a sadist. I want pain, but not because I've been bad. I don't need to be punished. I want pain because I know we both love our respective sides of that, and I don't want to hide that behind the pretense of punishment. Other kinks can be discussed later, this one felt important to mention up front. I would never want somebody to inflict pain if they are not a sadist, as that would feel extremely uncomfortable. I do, however, want to explore my masochism further, so if you have similar interests we may have that extra click to get along here.

In the end its difficult to clearly put down what will work and what won't. We're complex beings with complex wants and needs. On top of that is the layer of intention vs. interpretation. One half of a message is the text that is written, and the other half is the text that is read. Do you catch my drift? This makes it difficult to turn what we want to find into a checklist-type message. In the end we're just going to have to talk about it and see if we click.

On to the superficial details. I've always preferred dominants older than I am. Consider the age range to be about 28 to 35. Furthermore, appearance wise, I am heavy and tall. I do not mind if that's not your jam, it won't hurt my feelings! I don't have many preferences for you appearance wise, but I do generally prefer men my height or taller (5'11"/180cm). I do see how that is a bit shallow, but for the sake of being honest I've included it here. Other than that, I have broad tastes.

Alright, that's enough rambles for now. Hopefully I didn't deter all of you with my whirlwind of a post. I look forward to talking to you :). Lets have a laugh together, shall we?

Now, in true last paragraph style, let me throw out a major plot twist. I don't actually want you to start your response with the word 'pumpkin'. It was all a ruse to implement a thin yet hopefully at least slightly effective filter for my inbox, if that even turns out to be needed. Please say the word 'discombobulate' instead. It's a much better word anyway.