THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY IS UP FOR GRABS!

This is a lot to read, but if you are out there, honey, you will read all of it and you will understand. I am a novelist, after all.

So, here’s the scoop: l’m a 50-year-old novelist living it up in the PNW. Now, before you start thinking “another profile to skim,’ hear me out. I’m not just any guy - I’m one of those rare and elusive real daddies. I’m the kind who is open to 420 if you are. No booze, no gambling, and definitely no messing around. l’m a solid catch, and yeah, I’ve got references from little ones to prove it. I’m more than happy to put you in contact with them.

Beyond the basics, I’ve got a good gig, a nice car, and a roof over my head. In the country, no less. Oh, and did I mention I’m an author? I’m working on a ten-part epic fantasy series, with the first book set to debut in 2025. But hey, that’s hush- hush for now - wouldn’t want my future to change how you see me, and more importantly, change how my readers see me if they knew was in the lifestyle.

Now, I’m on the lookout for someone special- my little, my best friend, my soul mate. My everything who is looking for HER Daddy. Someone who’ll light up my world like 4th of July fireworks.

I’m talking about cosmic, mad love. The kind where every touch sends sparks flying. I want to be in love with the person in 4 years as much as I was the moment I met them. So, if you’re out there reading this and it’s hitting you just right, let’s chat. I’m ready to dive into something that’s as electrifying as our first kiss. Because when we meet, we’ll both know it. Trust me on that.

It will obviously have to start out online and grow organically from there, but just know I am looking for a real dynamic IRL. I am flexible on a lot of things, including if you are a sub or not, whether you are new or experienced, but I am looking for my rockstar little.

Me:

I’ve been a dom for over 20 years and a Daddy for 9, and I know what it means to create a loving, structured home. I believe that giving yourself to a Daddy means gaining freedom—a freedom to be yourself, nurtured by a man who will guide and care for you. 

I’m a creative soul—an author, musician, and Youtuber—and I love to keep things fun and lively. I can be your romantic rock but also your goofy, fun Daddy who will make you laugh with my dark sense of humor or geek out over Marvel, Star Wars, or Doctor Who. I’m mushy, tactile, and loving, but I can be stern when needed if you’re a naughty girl.

l’m a devoted Daddy, and I’m loyal to a fault. It’s woven into my DNA.

Professional brat tamer. That doesn't mean I'm looking for a little girl who is a brat just for the sake of being one.

Even though I’ve been a Daddy and a Dom for this long, I still like to improve myself. I am always watching videos on tips on how to communicate, have a better relationship, and be a better Daddy/Dom.

I’m a huge goofball. Dark sense of humor. Maybe a cross between Jim Carrey and George Carlin sometimes. I hope you like Dad jokes.

I hate fake daddies as much as the next little.

My home theater setup could rival Stark Industries, with over a thousand 4K movies alone, and countless TV episodes at your fingertips.

Some of my favorite TV shows of all time are IT Crowd, The Office, and Game of Thrones, among others. My favorite movies are Escape from New York, Citizen Kane, Shawshawk Redemption, Predestination.

I jave been told I am handsome; I’d say l’m okay. But hey, I’m aging like fine wine! If I shave, I can pass for my 40s (though I prefer the rugged look). You be the judge

I am a very mushy, lovey, romantic, and tactile person. If you’re a bad girl, I guess I can be what they call a hard daddy, but I am more loving. In bed, though that can be a different story from time to time.

As for kinks, I don’t have many limits. In fact, really only three: Blood, scat, gore. We can discuss those in private and once things have progressed. I’m very open when it comes to kinks and fetishes but generally like to talk about them privately. I’m very respectful of people’s boundaries and limits. I’m open to NSFW and SFW dynamics.

I’m not your typical party guy. Bars? Meh. Concerts? On occasion (in fact, Iron Maiden is tonight). I’d rather cozy up on the couch with my girl, binge-watching Impractical Jokers or debating the latest Masked Singer reveal. Or watching whatever OUR show ends up being.

Or maybe even playing games together. Steam? PS5? Xbox? Your future Daddy has it covered. I also like board games: But, if you need the limelight and just need to party and get attention, I’m not your man.

Sure, I’ve got a Dadbod, but l’m hitting the gym. Tattoos? Got ‘em. And camping? It’s growing on me- especially after tubing down a river recently (awesome, right?).

I’m looking for a partner-in-crime who appreciates a little TLC and can handle a mix of love and fun. I guess you could say l’m super mushy. l’m not a sugar daddy, but l’ve been known to surprise my girl with nostalgic gifts or turn our bedroom into a little paradise for her (which is a project I’ve been working on and showing on my Instagram). It’s okay, I’m used to navigating a metric ton of squish mallows.

You:

You can be little 24/7 or when it strikes you. I’m okay either way. As long as we are legitimately in love and it fits our dynamic. We will find who we are in this journey.

Disneyland?!?!

You’re loyal and don’t cheat. I’m totally fine with sharing phones, locations, etc. I have nothing to hide, and I hope you don’t either. It’s called transparency.

A genuine good girl and honest person who desires a Daddy. You’re searching for your forever home.

Be able to carry on a conversation. I want someone I can talk to and who wants to talk to me. I’m looking for my best friend, literally. Someone who gets me and I get them without ever having to think about it. We just are two peas in the same pod.

I’m open to where you live now, but if we click, I hope you’re up for an adventure together in real life and you can relocate. Age, skin color, country---it’s all irrelevant compared to the spark we’ll share.

I’m looking for someone who wants to be with me, who craves Daddy’s company. Someone who enjoys taking showers together, going on walks, and texting about how much we miss or love each other. I want a love that’s eternal and true.

I am more demi than anything, but obviously, there has to be a match and a spark and we should both be attracted to each other. Phone calls and video chats will need to happen at some point to progress, as well.

Love video games? Maybe even Fortnite? World of Warcraft? That’s a huge plus! Gaming with my girl is a dream. While it’s not a hard requirement, a general love for video games would be nice. Especially ones you can play with Daddy.

And if you ever dream of flying off in a Tardis, then you get bonus points!

Looking for something real? Me too. I want a relationship built on trust, commitment, and forever. As a Daddy, nothing makes me happier than being loved and adored by someone special. Daddies just want to be loved.

ABDL? Sure, it’s something I’ve grown used to, but it's not required.

If you’re ready to embark on this adventure with a good man and a loving Daddy, keep reading, little one. I am now, searching for the love of my life---the one who will share a magical connection with me. I believe that when we meet, we’ll both sense something special, something that transcends the past and builds a future together.

WHO WILL FIND THE GOLDEN TICKET?

Note: I am looking for something REAL. That doesn't mean it has to happen overnight, but I want my little girl to be spoiled and loved here at home eventually. If you do not know what you want, you just want attention online, you’re not a real little, don’t want a real IRL,  you’re going to send three lines of text and disappear, or you’re an egirl, please don’t waste my time, and I won’t waste yours. 

TL;DR: If you’re looking for the real deal and want not just a Daddy, but your person, you might not have to look much further. Especially if you’re willing to move and are into video games, movies, TV, and sharing life with Daddy. There’s a REAL Daddy and a home waiting for you, angel. Where are you?