⚠️Please note: I am wordy. Extremely wordy. I’ve tried my best but I also want to be as specific and explain myself as much as possible, so I’ve ended up writing a bit of an essay. You have been warned. ⚠️

Heya. So yeah, I’m your cookie-cutter generic autistic Christian dude. I’m sure you’ve seen a billion other posts like these, but this one is mine, thanks for stopping by. Before I get into the meat and potatoes of my post, here are some things about me:

To start off, in the interest of complete transparency I’d say I’m firmly planted on the libertarian-conservative side of the aisle. While I don’t believe you need to agree with your partner on everything, I understand that politics can be a big dealbreaker for some people.

I’m a huge nerd and I have a variety of interests, such as Transformers, Anime (I can give you a list of my favorites), History, Reading, Hiking/camping/general survival, board games, and much much more. This list is by no means exhaustive, and of course, you don’t have to be interested in eevvrryyything I am, just okay with me liking them/talking about them. In general though I’d like a partner that would love going to cons in cosplay on Saturday and church in our Sunday best on Sunday.

I don’t care how you look, as long as you’re healthy! Seriously, I don’t. You might not believe me, but I’m really drawn to personality. If a girl and I get along like best friends, I inevitably end up having a crush on her, regardless of her looks. And once I develop a crush on her, I end up loving her looks, whatever they may be, because I love her for her personality. So I’m not indifferent to looks, I’m just attracted to the looks of whatever individual girl I’m interested in/dating. I kon that sounds like a huge cope, but it’s true. Furthermore I don’t care if you smoke, vape, etc, and I don’t have an age preference as long as you’re legal and like, under 30 (eh, 40 really). I don’t care if you have tattoos, I don’t care if you’re a furry or if you have a weird fashion sense or if you like feet, as long as you think you’d get along with me I’m game!

I will also note that I really like where I live and for a variety of reasons I can’t see myself moving too far, so if that’s a dealbreaker for you I understand. I don’t mind long-distance though (at least for a while) and I like to take relationships at a pace we’re both comfortable with, so any sort of discussion about meeting up or moving would obviously happen later down the line, at the very least after we’d gotten to know each other and become comfortable with each other. Ditto for pictures; I definitely don’t want to sext or anything, but before we get too serious I’d want some SFW live pictures for verification of course (again, one we got to know each other).

Now, my main reason for pursing online dating (something I really despised the idea of for a long time), is that while I’m a staunch Christian, I’ve had a strong battle with lust for most of my life. What it’s taught me is that I’m hypersexual, and I have a lot of kinks and interests that wouldn’t fly with a lot of my fellow Christians. Furthermore I know I can’t stay abstinent for my entire life; I know some people can, but I’m almost certain I’ll crack and fall into sin at some point. So I feel like the best way to prevent that is to put myself on a track towards marriage. I still don’t believe in sex outside of marriage, and I’d hate to date someone for years, get married to her and only find out later that we’re sexually incompatible. So I figured, why not lay everything out on the table right here, right now. I know there are a lot of Christian women who want a very vanilla sexual relationship with their husband, and I know I couldn’t achieve that, so I find it best to mention it now before I end up in a committed relationship that would just end up having a ton of friction, dissatisfaction and troubled waters for both or us.

Again, (aside from such things that can be done in a SFW manner, like Dom/sub dynamic stuff with titles and tasks and all that), these are things that I’m only interested in doing after marriage!!!

You do not have to share all of them, or even be okay with all of them. I’ll respect your limits and boundaries (that shouldn’t have to be said, but some people are scummy sooo…). Obviously though, if you message me and you’re into like, 3 things from this entire list and the rest are hard limits, I doubt we’d find much success. These are mostly my major kinks, and hearts are beside the ones that I really, really can’t see myself going without. So without further ado, in no particular order:

~ breeding (I don’t want a bajillion kids (a few are fine though). I more so think the idea of pretending I’m breeding you is fun. Thank God for birth control) ❤️‍🔥 ~ light to medium pain ~ free use ~ light petplay (collars, ears and tail, etc) ~ Watersports/wetting ~ Degradation, name-calling, etc.
~ breast/nipple play, sucking❤️‍🔥 ~ lactation ❤️‍🔥 ~ misogyny ~ CNC ~ Being rough in general❤️‍🔥 ~ Clothed sex/dry humping ~ Master/slave dynamic

Limits: -Scat -blood -sharing/cheating/cuckolding/swinging/whatever it’s called these days -exhibitionism/voyeurism -knifeplay/blood or any kind -asphyxiation

As for other relationship-dynamic type stuff, a lot of traditional Christians are big on female submission, but I don’t want to be a dictator or a stronghanded controller, I want a partner who gets along with me because she wants to and because our personalities mesh well, not because I force her to suppress her own feelings and personality when ever it suits me. As far as I’m concerned, your submission is up to you. I’ve had relationships where I choose what my girlfriend wears every day, her hairstyle, her lipstick, even down to parts of her daily schedule and whether or not she could use the bathroom. I’ve found that very fun and rewarding, but I’ve also had relationships where we got along as equals and everything from minor things to major decisions were discussed and agreed to amicably, and I’ve also found that very fun and rewarding.

So, yeah. Feel free to message me if you’re still somehow reading. I’m not good at conclusion paragraphs; they’re supposed to summarize your main points, but why would I do that if you’ve just already read them? Wait, this isn’t an essay-