I can't believe that I am posting this on my regular account. I want you to know that I'm a real person. My history is scarce, but it's there. Enjoy my neurodivergent af post. If you are unwilling to read my whole post...don't bother messaging me. Please be between 30-45. I don't care if you're mature or looking young for your age. No you aren't and no you don't.

Please have a personality outside of kink. Have interests outside of kink. Be a whole person! BUT I want a relationship that has kink at the forefront. I mean, helllooooo I'm looking for something TPE-ish.

My vanilla interests include:

1. Going to concerts (saw Dayseeker in April and The Used last year).
2. Building Legos- i have so many unbuilt sets. The first set I built was the Hocus Pocus house.
3. Travel- I'm so prone to being burnt that tropical locations aren't number one on my list. Plus, they just don't interest me. But, it's still fun! Ha, I got sunburnt on the side of my face in the car! Why don't cars have UV protective windows?
4. I enjoy the occasional video game. Right now, I'm playing Echoes of Wisdom. But I'm stuck on a part. Sigh.

I'm looking for a dom of the daddy variety. I am hoping to find something that eventually leads to TPE. It muuuust be with the right dom. There needs to be trust. I'm looking for a daddy who can take on more of a caretaker role- make me eat breakfast...don't let me stay up until midnight on a work night. Give me punishments (spanking, writing lines, etc etc). I want a daddy who cares. BUT I am not into abdl.

I'm looking for a patient daddy who can help me learn. I don't drive but maybe he can help me learn how to drive...or he can let me be his passanger princess.

Please tell me your favorite color to show me you read this part and didn't skim. No favorite color, no response.

My HARD limits- do not ask me to budge 1. I am not a masochist. So, therefore, I am NOT looking for a sadist. If you are a sadist, do not message me. 2. I do not like smacking. I don't want to be slapped around. BUT I'm ok with spanking. Two different things. AGAIN if you're into this, don't message me. 3. I don't want to add a third person and I don't want to be a third person. I don't want an open relationship. I'm the only princess a daddy needs. So, why does he need another? 4. I'm not a switch. I'm 10000% a sub. 5. I am not interested in a breeding fetish.

Bonus points if you have facial hair and like voice chatting. I don't want kids.