Hello, nice to meet you. I’m pretty much perfect and back on the market, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, you just hit the jackpot tiger! Pick one.

I am 38 6’1” 195 white blue eyes with dirty blond hair with specs of grey now. I’m clean cut and shaven. No tattoos. I’m a bit chubby naturally thick thighs and love handles. I plan to cut and get down to 175-185 this next year after I move and get settled into my new workplace.

I am divorced and I have two kids. I have been single for a while now but haven’t really dated much. My best memories are with someone that hates me now so I’m looking to make new ones with you. :) I have discovered I am somewhat demisexual and not too keen on today’s dating scene or hook up culture. So I am trying my luck with Reddit.

I have a decent career, I have travelled the world, I am good at most things I try. I am not highly educated mostly because I think college is a ripoff and didn’t need to attend for my career path. I consider myself well rounded and intelligent enough. Handy around the house, good in the kitchen and can turn a wretch. I am very open minded, attractive, kind, charming, funny, good in bed and confident. I also have this thing called emotional intelligence now as well as being an empathetic person, I can now communicate healthily! I enjoy all the foods and cultures. I am a bit frugal, an introverted homebody mostly, I do not care for religion, billionaires, popularity, materialism or prejudice in any shape or form. I am pretty leftist on most things except I’m ultra pro death penalty. Open to debate anything if you wanna change my mind.

I grew up very poor between trailers in the south and apartments in the city. Bouncing from majority to minority. I have seen the worst of society. I am self made and well traveled. I grew up uncensored on rated R movies from blockbuster, mtv, hbo, Andrew dice clay, George Carlin, Dave Chappelle, Jon Stewart, NIN, DMX, Eminem, 2pac, linkin park, nirvana, Robocop, toonami, jrpgs and marvel comics. I into nerd shit before it exploded and became mainstream. I am sort of a closet nerd. I don’t really talk about it with people or go to conventions. I’m open to it if you’re into that cosplay and stuff. I interested in learning more about cars, refurbing an old classic and building my own furniture for my home.

I like to read manga, watch good movies or shows, play video games (mostly solo rpgs/adventures), play fantasy football, watch nba, hangout with friends, build legos with my son, take my daughter shopping, go to theme parks, museums, new restaurants, and stand up. I like most forms of music, I personally listen to mostly classic rock and rap plus pop. I don’t care needless spending, social media dances or most popular trendy things especially if it’s social media influenced. I find most podcasters and influencers morons that are causing society to devolve into brain rotting zombies.

Kink wise I have discovered I’m sort of a soft pleasure dom maybe switch I think 🤔 I’m usually the dominant because most girls are naturally submissive but I wouldn’t mind a dominant woman as long as she’s worthy and soft. I am not into sadism in any way. Hard limits are scat and cutting/perm damage. I do enjoy somno, light public play and freeuse. I can be vanilla too no problems.

Looking for anyone interested really. As long as you’re HWP, cute and nice. Someone that texts often and likes to send selfies would be prime. As well as someone open to relocating in the future if we hit it off unless you have a better house and job. I’m am naturally attracted to smaller more feminine smoother people. I am not very hairy and sort of cute, younger looking though the grey and eye wrinkles are starting to show. I am open to nbs and trans people. I’ve only been with cis women but I have always found androgyny and tomboys attractive. I see the beauty in all types so be yourself. Feel free to chat me or dm me with a small bio and a few selfies please or just say hi. Or if you have any advice or tips. New to this. Ask me anything. I’m an open book and nonjudgmental. I’m open to polygamy if you’re a cute couple :)