Hello! (hello - hello - hello)

Is anybody out there? (out there - out there - out there)

Calling out into the void is a little awkward for anyone, but I'm here to add my own special blend of awkwardness to it. Because let's be real - I'm an introvert to begin with, and I am way out of practice. Clearly.

ahem

Hi there. You can call me Rose, or just Ro, if you'd prefer. I suppose I'd also answer to Belle, but only if I get to call you Beast. And that's more of a roleplay/cosplay thing in any event.

I'm 27 and living in the heartland of the USA with friends. I'm single as a Pringle, and have been for quite some time now.

Vanilla Me: I like to think I'm reasonably intelligent and well-read, although there are some gaps in my education. I enjoy creative pursuits the most out of all hobbies, and despite the fact that I have my fair share of flaws and insecurities, I'm pretty confident in who I am as a person. I also consider myself a feminist, and have more than a bit of a backbone.

Kinky Me: That's honestly still being determined. I don't have experience in the BDSM lifestyle as of yet, and I hope to change that. I know I'm somewhere in the realm of little or middle at times, and definitely an s-type, but I was getting so caught up in all the different terms for everything I couldn't narrow it down past that. I'm not a Switch, and definitely not a Domme. I'm also not a "yes sir" parrot or a doormat who thinks all women should serve all men.

Physical Me: I'm white, quirky-cute, and have tattoos and piercings. I would say that I'm attractive, but you can be the judge of that if/when we exchange photos.

Vanilla You: Please be older than me by a minimum of several years, but under the age of 55. I crave stimulating conversation, so intelligence and a quick wit are musts. I need someone who is patient and understanding of both inexperience and inhibitions, and doesn't expect to move at the speed of light. Also, I'm only interested in single men who are ready and willing to commit to one woman and one woman only. No "married on the side," no cheating, no poly-anything.

Kinky You: I hope to find a man who is wiser and more knowledgeable than I am in kink and in life. I think the term "Daddy Dom" describes what I want very well, as I don't want a Sadist or a Master, and the term "Daddy" is appealing in and of itself. I'm searching for someone both gentle and gentlemanly, but also someone who likes to be in control and is very, very good at it.

Physical You: I tend to be most attracted to physically fit men, and I have a weakness for beautiful eyes.

Us: Ideally, I want something long-term and filled with love. I would like to meet when things feel right for both of us (probably in a year or two, on my end). I prefer text chat, but I’m open to more down the line and will verify earlier on that I'm not catfishing. Let's make our relationship and dynamic our own, and not conform to anyone else's standards.

TL;DR: There isn't one. If you're not willing to read this, we're not right for each other.

But if you've made it this far? Maybe send me a message, and we'll see if we click.