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Please note: While I do identify as a submissive, I mostly Identify as a little/middle. if you don't have any interest in a caregiver/little dynamic or enjoying "little" things with me. I am not the girl for you. That means stupid shit like stuffed animals, coloring, talking about your favorite, cutest animals, y'know, little stuff

I like sex, but sex is not the only thing I think about, I'm not horny twenty-four-seven, nor do I want sex to be the only topic of conversation.

I have chronic pain issues, If you're looking for someone with an active lifestyle, I'm not your girl, Do I like hiking, nature, camping and all that? Yes, I adore it, Can I go on a hike? If it's flat ground, not long and I can rest, yes. Am I gonna go rock climbing and sky diving? No, but I'll knit you a stuffie and give you good head after you're done and showered!

FAQ

Q;Don't you mean Mommy?

A:No, Mommy and Daddy energy is different, Men can be mommies and woman can be daddies, Build a bridge and get over it. <3

Q:Would you be interested in a trans female?

A:So..a woman? yes.

Q:I'm a man, can I be your daddy?

A:No.

Q:Will you be my mommy/daddy/mistress?

A:no

Q:Will you find me some one who will?

A:..bro..no wtf

Q:What do you look like

A:Chunky, about 5'5, Pale skin wavy/curly hair usually dyed weird colors but naturally blonde, Glasses, kinda flat ass, :( but pretty nice set of boobs, coz..y'know, chunky.

Q:what kind of person are you looking for?

A: Obvious Daddy energy, I'm not big on looks or race, but I am a huge simp for masc. goth and alt woman.

What I can give YOU!

I am adorable, even if I look just a bit like Bridget from Trolls. (I even have the hair sometimes!) I will keep you laughing even as I'm choking on your fingers. I am crafty, so you will get tons of random shit mailed to you, I'm not expensive, as I pay my own way for dates (If and when things go offline) and I much prefer a picnic in the park so I can tease you in sundresses then a fancy restaurant. (tho if you buy mea happy meal and a stuffed animal I'll love you forever) I can cook,clean, tend children, slice, dice, puree..

Please be either female or AFAB nonbinary. I am incredibly attracted to more masculine women, but I love all types!

I am a chubby/fat, mostly gay anxiety ridden slightly agoraphobic white trash princess with the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old boy and an addiction to diet. mt dew. I love glitter, googly eyes, and all things neon, pastel, and cute. Fuzzy animals, cute plushies, piles of pillows and throw blankets make me happy, the smell of leather, fingers being slid in my mouth and a hand pinning me by the throat makes me squirm.

I can be sort of bratty, especially when I feel like I need my dominant to take me in hand and show me who's in control. But I'm also a people pleaser, so in order to show my bratty side, I'd really have to be comfortable with you.

Though I do have submissive tendencies, I identify more of a middle/little mixed with a 1950s housewife. I am incredibly interested in "head of household" and "taken in hand" dynamics, which is probably why Aunt Lydia from The Handmaids Tale makes my glitter garden tingle.

I am also not at all a bottom or pillow princess, While I don't want to be the one wearing the strap all the time, I also mostly get off on pleasing my partner sexually, Please smother me between your legs, and I promise I look super cute with tears streaming down my face as I'm choking on your strap on.

I don't drive, so if a quick meet-up is something you're wanting that'll be sort of impossible if you don't live fairly close or are willing to travel to Illinois, and I just can't see someone coming far for coffee and a chat. But I don't mind online, That being said, it will take more than a few messages before we can "claim each other" as anything more than friends. and I'm not all that into monogamy, especially if the relationship is just online.

I am not a switch. I am not interested in switches. Please be a Dominant. It seems when I date switches, I turn into a service top, and I want to be Daddies little girl, not Daddies top