Let’s talk. Take a break from scrolling and sit up in your chair a bit. First impressions are important, you know. My job is rather simple: convince you to make this a dialogue instead of a shout into the internet abyss. Considering you’re here for similar pursuits, I like to think we have the makings for a good story.

About Me

Who am I? Full time resident physician, part time writer. Yes, I do write things other than Reddit personals. Dating the doc does have plenty of benefits beyond what fetishes you might have.

Legendary foodie, self-proclaimed expert traveler, jack of all trades for nerdy hobbies. I’d bet a lovely dinner that we share at least a few hobbies and interests. Physically? 5’9 and white passing with mixed heritage. Privacy compels that I don’t publicly post my photos, but they are more than available for trade.

About You

That all being said, I’m much more interested in you. I’ll start by drawing the outline, and you determine if you are capable of coloring in the rest.

For the basics, you’re ideally closer to my age. Certainly no one over 30. Unattached, single and no kids yet.

You’re well educated. Made your parents proud, went to college, maybe more beyond that. If you didn’t make your parents proud, you wont make mine proud either. You probably think highly of your intelligence, but also want to shelf that facade for the right guy. It’s much more fun breaking in someone who is closer to my intellectual par, after all. I’m sure you’re picky about who you hand the keys to as well.

You’re close to NYC. I’m not chasing you, you’re coming to me. You want a guy with a great career? There’s a price to pay. If you’re relocating to NYC in the very near future, I’ll consider it.

You take care of yourself. Absolutely no smoking. Looking for someone with a body as lovely as their mind too. You don’t need to be a gym bunny, but I’m also not Ahab.

About Us

With that out of the way, let’s talk the fun stuff. I’m here for something serious, something permanent. Presentable in public. Call it a power couple if you want. Vacations to exotic locales, and well-groomed children. I want people to think we are absolutely perfect. Behind closed doors, that melts away. You belong to me, and I’ll make sure you remember it. I’ll let you pick the methods, but that’s your last real choice. I’ll free you from the tyranny of decision making as much as you desire. Trust the doc, I know whats best for you.

If you feel like you can be the missing piece in the puzzle, you’re going to message me preferably, although I will tolerate a Reddit chat. You’re also going to include your age, sex, location and degree at a minimum, because you’re a good girl who follows directions. Lastly, you’re going to tell me what percentage of this relationship you want to own. If you’re closer to 50-50, I need to see some compelling evidence that you’re worth it. I leave the rest to you.