Hello :)

I'm not sure what to say right now. I am feeling lovey-dovey. Well I suppose, as an autistic turbo virgin, I ought to tell you I am trying to find a girlfriend who will let me stim in front of her and stim in her ass (like, as in, my peanits eh hehe).

What if we held hands while you watched me indulge in my special interest? (jerking off to hentai)

I want to show you the horrors of Maggot Baits, which even I haven't seen yet.

I'm clingy af. Can I hold you when you um-pregnate me 🥺

What if we played minecraft and then we put our minecraft beds together and uh we stop playing and I fuck the shit out of you with my 3 inch dick while sniffing your armpit. Or something.

What if we told each other "I love you" every day? I can say it first and then you can say your catch phrase back (MMPH LUFF YOUMM) with a mouthful of cock of course.

What if I told you in a reddit post a lot sooner than I should have that I want you to peg me while I'm age regressing to make it feel like I'm being raped and then you can kiss all the boos boos away. What if I loved you? What if we got boba? Can I get boba :3

Do you like having your back touched? I want rub my hands on your back and get an erection. What if you loved me despite being a fat fuck trying to lose weight - the worst of both worlds?

Would you still love me if sometimes I told you I wanted to hurt you... rape you... dismember you and turn you into my cute little fuck-puppy? Is that weird? Do girls like being fuck-puppies? I'm not really sure. I can't help it since I'm autistic and all.

Moooooommmy....! Can I send you porn? I saw this one pic of a futa centaur - it was a big breasted blonde girl with a horse cock. Isn't that kinda neat :3

Would you hate me if I didn't like dogs?

Is it ok if I fantasy about other women? I love you, but caaaaan't help it (I'm just autistic and helpless after all). I'm a whiteboi so sometimes I have white boi humor (xbox racism but only a lil) and what can I say I caaaan't help it. I'm just a loveable fuckup who um who uh who leverages his autism to like... think about getting pussy or something. Yeah. Or uh love. I mean love. Yeah. I really do wanna love you tho cutie lol. Can I be your catboy maid? I don't pass. I'm sorry. Can I be your catgirl the next day? Can we switch and you be my catgirl the next day nyaaa~

Can I nuzzle your face and vent about how I can't find a 60 year old man to make out with. Speaking of which, you can be 18 . I'll probably click better with someone closer to my age but uh nobody is too old for me. Especially... especially men :(

But seriously I'm not joking about age regressing while you're in my ass. I need that. I need to ehhhh smell all your different smells too. Do girls smell different in different parts of their menstrual cycle? Mommy mommy I blegh I need your egg inside me >:3

I need therapy too... which don't worry I'm getting.

I need a harem queen though and we can live in a mansion and have a harem of uh bitches of color and if you like them uh twinks I guess. I prefer fat balding guys, but to each their own.

I have this fantasy inspired from hentai where I'm like the wealthy brat and a woman is my maid. I am very weird and easily tired out when it comes to d/s. What if we were both part dom and sub at the same time. I'm sorry if it's insulting. I would like someone to take care of me honestly, although I have flirted with the idea on having them control how they take care of me. "Heyyyy, it's time for your 4pm pegging session! Put on the wittle pp cage for Mommy and present your butt-butt." Ehhh. I feel like there's a lot to be said, but I have nothing else to say. Can I hold your hands while you overwhelm me with eye contact (because, you know, autism?)

Did you know I yelp when you overstimulate me? Yep. A girl talked to me a few years ago while making eye contact, and I yelped. I'm a yelper. I also have a love language. That's cool. Yeah. Mhm. It's um. The one um. Yeah like... autistic whimper for no fucking reason the acts of service one. Yeah, it like actually makes me feel loved when you do stuff for me... like like pampering me? And um... spoiling me... and uh letting-me-have-sex-with-other-girls-because-uh-uh-uh-uh

Oh? You don't care? Bend over? Okie.

Ever wanted to eat whiteboi bussy (hairy man ass)? Mouth-warm a cock? Nibble on foreskin? Uh sound a dick 😬. Haha me neither. Wait... actually yes I do. Oh wow. What a coincidence you have some mighty long finger nails there. They are really pretty. I also have a dick. He's pretty too. Did you know nails can sound a cock? Haha. Yeah... What a coincidence indeed.

Wtf am I saying?

Just be my girlfriend already geez.

Fuck.

I have a bit more to say.

I love hard, and I want to be loved hard and I wanna communicate by saying the quiet parts outloud and cringe ass memes and uh my verbal aftercare is god tier I mean daddy tier

Ok.

Autobots. Fuck off, or something.