Yep, you read that right! I’m trying for my potential lifetime match on Reddit.. I’ve made some good IRL friends from Reddit so why the hell not? 😝

About Me Female; White; Blonde w/ blue eyes; Age 33; Height 5’8”; Overweight at 230lbs & working on it (though if my current weight is a big problem for you, we likely aren’t a good match); multiple piercings, mostly on ears; 2 tattoos thus far. Professional career (undergrad degree ✅, Masters TBD;) Drug & disease free; Nonsmoker; Social drinker; Single; Never married; No kids but want kids eventually (pretty sure I do, at least); I prefer a semi-active lifestyle vs being a couch potato (though I must admit, I am NOT too good for occasional lazy day sofa snuggles. 🥰)

Dog lover (currently have 1 of my own, a Golden Ret., & we’re a package deal 😉); my other fur baby passed away 3mths ago (chocolate lab/pit mix, loved her more than life itself) so I’ll probably start fostering again in the coming months or looking for a permanent play buddy for my Golden.

I can handle my own guns, support the thin blue line, advocate for LBGTQ as well as minority rights, & hate Abbott with a passion.

Sub w/ little tendencies (not into wearing diapers etc. but I enjoy enjoy the caregiving Dom Daddy-silly little girl sub dynamic very much) My likes & hopes for the dynamic can be discussed privately (otherwise I get a million “we like similar things” messages 🙄<<can I make those eyes roll harder?!PLEASE? 😆)

Hard limits: Ignoring safe words, blood (I’m a fainter), scat, age regression, ABDL, minors, non-consenting public, animals, extreme pain, micro penises (I’ve dealt w/ 2 previously, & therefore know I need at least avg in size. Please don’t make this a thing; I’m just being honest & direct.)

About you: Male; Age 30-46; 5’5” or taller; Located in DFW area of TX; Professional career; Undergrad degree or above; All body types other than obese are okay (I want someone who can be active with me in life); Drug & disease free; Preferably no or very rare weed use; Nonsmoker; Social drinker; Single; No kids but want kids eventually; DOG LOVER; identifies as a Dom or Daddy Dom; Preferably experienced & not a newbie; Someone I can trust & respect in BOTH vanilla & kinky sides of life; Not an extreme sadist; Hard limits same as/similar to mine

About us: Monogamous (willing to discuss changes much later down the line after our foundation is built); In-person/real life only; Long-term intent; Vanilla in appearance to others; Not a 24/7 dynamic; A good match in BOTH vanilla & kink aspects (I know, I’m asking for a miracle on Reddit. 🤪)

So here we are. Did you make it all the way? Do you sound like the match I’ve described above & our preferences align? Then what’re you waiting for mister! Shoot me a message & who knows? Maybe one day we’ll get to awkwardly pretend we met on a “normal” dating app when people ask for our meet-cute story, haha. 🙃

Looking forward to chatting with ya! 💜