I want to have my cake and eat it too. So here goes.

About me: 39, white, bearded, brown hair, red beard, blue eyes, broad shoulders, athletic, fit but not ripped, 8" uncut cock. NSFW pics on profile.

Kink is an important part of what I'm looking for, but it's not everything. With that said, here is a description of that side. I'm a dom-leaning switch. I want to be your daddy, your breeding stallion, the man you brag about to your friends and sometimes share with them. But sometimes, I want you to straddle my face and make me lick you while you grab and and smack my balls.

To summarize, I'm into: breeding, ffm, cuckquean, spanking, light pussy torture, eating pussy, getting head, edging, denial, roleplay, and light ballbusting.

The woman I am looking for is feminine, sub-leaning switch, open or at least turned on by the idea of threesomes, and definitely not into the whole "child-free" thing. I actually do want to have kids. I am open to race. I like a few different body types, either athletic, slim, or curvy.

Since kink is only part of this, here are some other things: I'm a mix of athlete and nerd. I like football, rugby, boxing, swimming, and hiking, and I also like board games, astronomy, brain teasers, and puzzles. I live in SoCal for now but that might not always be the case. I'm looking for someone who enjoys nights in as much as she enjoys going places. Who wants to watch Penguin and Veep with me? And then go out dancing all night? And then have a nice peaceful home? And then go to a concert? And then... I want all of that.

Open to some limited recreational drugs (mushrooms and molly) but pretty against most other drugs. I like cigars, fine spirits, white and light red wine, or just a beer from time to time. I eat healthy...most of the time. I like the occasional feast and the more than occasional slice of pie. I eat meat and cheese and butter, and I will not be going vegan. I can tolerate vegan/vegetarian/etc in my partner, and I often go entire days eating like that, but also we're getting meat on pizza.

I'm not without my yellow flags or my fair share of bullshit, and I'll want to discuss those and hear about yours, too. For example: I am getting divorced. As in, in the process of. If you have been diagnosed with bipolar or borderline personality, please stay away.

I'm looking for something real and long-term. I want you to be mine and me to be yours and for that not to be the end of fun but rather just the beginning.

If you find these guys attractive, chances are you'll find me attractive: Conor McGregor, Chris Pratt, Glen Powell