After a few years of first dates, hookups, and getting ghosted, I’m taking this kind of post more seriously. Ive met a ton of women much more up my alley here than on tinder, as the traits I want in a woman are quite unique, so here’s hoping you’re the one that will fit me perfectly :) I’m not looking for a one night chat, nor am I looking for someone to realize that I’m not what they want months down the road, so please only DM me if almost everything I say deeply resonates with you as a person.

First, let me go over the most common dealbreakers I have to save you some time.

1. No kids. Not now, and not in the future. They’re too expensive, and it’s a lot harder to fuck when you have them.
2. No brats. I’m not a fan of brats because pain isn’t a punishment to me. I like to hurt you because it’s my kink, not because you did something wrong.
3. You must be willing to relocate at some point in the future. I need to go into the office, so you'll move in with me if/when we decide you should.
4. No true racism/misogyny. I support women's rights, and love the women that choose to give theirs to me.

Our relationship will resemble a d/s relationship with a lot of intimacy and romance mixed in. As much as I like to hurt girls, I’m a bit of a romantic at heart. So, lots of kissing, cuddling, and love. Any time we’re not fucking, I’ll want you pressed up against me or by my side. I want you obsessed with me, and vice versa.

On to the exciting parts <3 As stated in the title, I’m a sadist by nature. My natural instincts tell me when I see a beautiful woman to grab her, slap her, and spit in her mouth, and this is what you should expect in our day to day life. Nothing insanely painful, but constant slaps, hard gropes, and lots of spit, cum, and plenty more going down your throat. On occasion, I’ll need to take it a bit further, and your body will be used. Hard impacts, choking, kicking, and more, but not enough to draw blood. As I’m sure you can tell by my username, I love hurting tits. Slapping, biting, kicking, and much more. It’s the area on your body that will get the most attention by far. Bonus points if give got a set of huge, pale tits for me to bruise.

Control and servitude is another important factor. You want me to have power over you, but not micromanaging. Just the ability to snap my fingers and have you at my call and beckon, excised frequently enough to always know your place. You’re a people pleaser, and nothing makes you happier than making your partner happy, both in and out of the bedroom. Servitude can take many forms, from cooking and cleaning, to setting up appointments and working to boost us financially. None of these are necessary, but some combination of them is.

Lastly, a bit more about me. I’m a game developer on the CS side, so I can take care of you financially. You won’t be spoiled as I’m pretty frugal, but you’ll be comfortable and safe. I play a lot of video games, so if you’re also a gamer, talk to me about your favorites but I might roast you if you have no taste <3 I’m a home body (who would’ve guessed the cs major likes being inside) and I expect you to be to. I stay in shape with a home gym, but don’t need you to be.

Anything I haven’t stated is up in the air, and I’d love to hear and learn more about you. Send me a DM if you made it this far, I’ve obviously at least piqued your interest in some ways <3