Hello out there,

Normalish (but not really) Daddy seeks normalish (but not really) little girl. There ya go, ad written, respond away.

Wait, you mean you actually want details? Picky picky. Fine.

About me: Intelligent, attractive (depending on your taste for fairly fit bearded white men), freaky-for-a-norm, normal-for-a-freak guy with a pretty ferocious Daddy kink looking for the right match -- someone who's herself intelligent, curious, kind, and kinky enough to make a sailor blush.

I'm into a wide variety of things sexual (kink, orgasm control/denial, cum play/creampies, restraints, control, ownership etc. etc. etc.) and non (reading, music, cooking/eating, socializing with friends), and each is important to me. I'm a grown man, you know? There's no need for either of us to settle; a connection that's solely kinky burns out too quickly, and one that's too vanilla will end up fizzling for lack of heat. Basically: please be a real person in addition to a total freak. I am, promise. I genuinely like people and value human connection, so even if things don't work between us sexually I'm open to friendships. That said, I'm after more.

I've had a few fun quick connections here in the past, but I would love to find something a little more real. I don't know, maybe this isn't the place for real, but if you can't find what you're after on the goddamn internet where can you find it? Besides, I'm a glutton for punishment, so let's give it another go -- hope/idiocy springs eternal, I suppose.

Preference given to local, but I'm totally open to starting farther afield -- I just know that eventually, if we click, it'd be nice to have meeting in the cards.

Please be: available. Of age. A good tipper. Not a Republican. Able and willing to verify your status as a living human (I'm happy to do the same).

Good luck out there :)