Do you feel a genuine compulsion to submit? A yearning to comply with the will of another? To have your mind and body be contorted, controlled and contained - your definitions and expectations decided for you? If so, you might make a good pet, and we may have something to talk about.

In the real world, I’m polite, soft spoken, patient and somewhat aloof. In a relationship, I’m arrogantly confidant, I know exactly what I want, I am not patient about it, nor do I tread particularly lightly making it happen.

Ownership is about power, after all. And as I’m actually a sadist, you need to be a masochist – shockingly, this needs to be stated.

I don’t want you to be your own thing, because in my mind, you’re mine. That’s what you need to believe, too, because no amount of arrogant belief makes it true if the other person doesn’t also believe! So that’s what you have to show me, that you have the ability to serve as pet to an owner, that you reject your independence and choose ownership. My ownership over you...

I want everything from you.

Because I enjoy having the power and freedom to be cruel, to objectify, demean, and humiliate as if they were normal forms of interaction. If you are in the right place, you understand that, and actually want to be on the receiving end of it. To you it’s not merely ‘interaction’ but demonstrable ‘affection’.

Your value to me, is how you make me feel.

Here your pleasure is derived from service, from the possession and ownership, and even your suffering. You are here to serve. And I am going to deny you other forms of stimulation.

When I say ‘sex’ to you, it means you on your knees, being throat fucked until you puke, repeatedly, until I’m done with you.

So, it’s over to you, the pet – the animal. If you’re the right fit, follow the instructions and message me.

I’m 5’9, white, and have blue/grey eyes, with a long beard and a slight dad-bod, but trim overall.

Send a photo of the word ‘apple’ written across your bare stomach with your opening message.