Nah, I’m fucking with you, could you imagine? I am married though, more on that later.

About Me:

• I’ve been a dominant, a master, an owner, a daddy, and more.

I enjoy above all else the feeling of being in control and being able to teach. Nothing gets me more excited than looking back and seeing just how far one of my subs has come along. I have had several submissives over the years and am happily married to one of them that I met right here on Reddit. We are ethically non-monogamous and she is well aware of anyone I am talking to.

• I’m a lifelong learner.

I’m currently working on becoming a master gardener and learning to forage. It’s a goal of mine to establish a hobby farm or homestead in the next few years.I have a bachelor’s in Advertising with a focus in psychology if you are curious.

• I have two cats and love nerdy things like video games, history, music, and board games.

Don’t even get me started on a topic I am passionate about. I tend to have a huge variety of things that I am interested in and find myself jumping all around the board. Some things I have been on a kick about lately are Dungeons and Dragons, Southern Gothic music, Brandon Sanderson books, plants, ecology, food preservation, and so much more.

• I’m a frustrating ass.

Fair warning, I love bad jokes. There isn’t a pun or a dad joke that doesn’t crack me up. I’m also a huge fan of wordplay and teasing. I am damn near merciless in picking on someone I like. My philosophy is that keeping a sub on her toes makes her ass look better.

• I love BDSM and kink

As soon as I found about about BDSM, I knew that it was for me. And since day one I’ve hit the ground running. I read books about it, I watch videos, I listen to podcasts, I go to local meet-ups, I talk to people online. I love learning about what I love and have really grown to appreciate even kinks that I don’t have. One of my hobbies is giving advice about BDSM to people, which you will see in my posting history. I believe experienced people should give back to the community.

Who you are:

• Someone who is at least 21 years old.

My preference is that you be closer to my age, but if we click, we click. If you are under the age of 18 1 day, do not contact me, I am not interested at all in a child.

• A submissive who enjoys kinks that I enjoy

If humiliation, degredation, pain, orgasm denial, and dirty talk sound like a good time, you are right up my alley.

• Not a right winger

Black lives matter, trans lives matter, and capitalism is killing the planet. Fascists and fascist supporters can fuck off.

• A person with something interesting to say

You can pretend to be serious, but you cannot pretend to be witty. Someone who can give me a challenge and make me laugh is superbly attractive.

• Someone who is goal oriented.

I am not interested in someone who is not interested in living life to the fullest. If fulfillment for you means servitude 24/7, I respect that. If it means keeping it in the bedroom, I respect that as well. I just cannot abide by someone who doesn’t make an effort to get what they want.

Well that about wraps it up, if you have any questions, feel free to send me a chat or message. I am willing to photo verify if we hit it off.