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28 [M4F] #UK/Earth - He was a pug, she did ballet. What more can I say?
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NetflixAndBurn is a male age 28 looking for a female in UK/Earth
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Hi girls

This is part two of my dog for human or non-human girl post outlining the methods by which you should court me, the hottest and most brazen spaniel in this sub. Be sure to see part 1 lest you miss any crucial tips on how to make my tail wag.

Now it will come as no surprise that what I'm after is a serious long-term relationship. Applicants need be aware that, while I am unconcerned by trivial things like the continent in which you reside, more critical matters like "likes spit" are non-negotiable.

Let's discuss you, the dog/wolf-lover who will cherish me despite my flaws, of which there are very few. For compatibility reasons, to dine with this dog you must be a switch of some type (leanings one direction are fine), and have individual kinks associated with hard dom, not just soft. Besides that, I prefer my owners be a little competitive - it's attractive and I'm tired of winning easily at frisbee.

Now yes I sound mentally unstable but you really ought focus on how that might play out in terms of creativity in the bedroom. I break every rule to make up for never having broken 2mph over the speed limit in real life. As a result of my defiance of any and all convention (at least, I'm told it's unusual), I move between more dominant and more submissive states fluidly in accordance with mood and with relative abruptness. It's natural to me and I enjoy the spontaneity of it. But I don't see the need for my sub to mirror my movements in some kind of doggy dance; I don't see reason why we can't both be in a dom mindset at the same time for example. Try to put me on a lead and maybe you'll find I'm the one leading you. I take this stuff extremely seriously.

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