I don't know where to begin. Hello?

Sometimes you just need to throw to the universe what you're looking for. I feel fucking weird for having this kink. Sometimes it feels shameful. It's not like I can tell my coworkers that I get rock hard by being fucking mean to my partner during play. That's the thing... This kink is so different from what my everyday life is and how I present myself. It's tough for me, but the genie is out of the bottle and I can't shove it back in. This is what I like. For me to fully embrace it, and enjoy myself, I need to know there are women out there that want this kind of treatment during play.

I'm not a scumbag. I don't want to really hurt you. I just want to say horrible shit while groping you and using your holes. After I cum all over your face or down your throat, I'll want to hold you and be sweet and gentle. I'll want to know that you're ok and talk about it. Not all corny, but just playful. I'll want to make dumb jokes to make you laugh. I'll want to eat ice cream in bed with you. I even feel like this is a fucking problem. I'm either too sweet and girls with this kink don't want that, or if I dial it back, and hide the caring side, then all of the sudden I'm not thoughtful enough. It sucks that it feels like caring is just too much for some people. I feel like I'm on an island sometimes. I mean, there's a term for this kink, so it must mean there are others out there with it. Let me know I'm not alone.

Now, I'm not just a selfish shit talking prick. Here's the Pleasure Dom part. I love love love eating pussy. I won't go into detail, but I can confidently say that I'm top shelf talent. I hear that some guys talk good game and can't back it up. Not me. If this was an Olympic Sport, gold medals in all categories. If I die without any major accomplishments, there will at least be some women out there that can say, "Well, that mother fucker knew how to eat pussy."

Im into all the rest. Love groping and sucking on titties. I love making out, kissing necks, dirty talking in your ear while fingering you just right. Putting my hand around your neck. Grabbing your hair. Having my cock sucked just the way I like it and begging for my cum. Been super wanting to give a golden shower. I'll drink plenty of water because, like I said, I'm thoughtful like that. I didn't mention your butthole because that would just be crass, but yeah, I'm into it.

Important stuff: cute and nerdy. Not ugly...just not every girl's wet dream. Short, but who cares? Either you can get with it or you can't. That said, I do love fun size, but I've also rolled with those taller than me. Self aware enough to use soap daily and have some style. Tested clean in June. Body is proportionate. Nice chest and arms and legs, I'd say. Thick dick that's gotten no complaints. I can host or I can drive within a reasonable distance.

You: cool, open minded, clean, fit/curvy. Bonus if you're funny.

Open to possible fwb situation if we click. I like consistency and not having to start all over again after a ONS. It's tough enough meeting people.

Congratulations on making it this far. If you reach out, be prepared to verify. We could chat, whatever makes us both comfortable enough to do this thing. Send a photo or two. I'd like to quickly move off of Reddit because their chat feature sucks. Did you read everything? If so, tell me the last thing that made you smile.