... said shenanigans to include slapping, spanking, and swallowing, among others "s" words.

Anyways, hi! How's it going? How's September going so far? Are you looking to make it a little more exciting? If so, then perhaps we can help each other out.

About me: 44-year-old, 5’7”, long haired Vietnamese-American software developer who is taking a break from computers to take some art classes. I'm single, never been married and have no kids (and am not interested in having any). I enjoy reading, drawing, practicing guitar, photography, video games, walking, lifting weights and yoga. In the bedroom I enjoy being dominant with someone I have good chemistry with.

I'd describe myself as an "affectionate sadist"; I want to do stuff like hold hands and have dumb inside jokes and cuddle but in the bedroom I want to slap you around and call you degrading things.

What I'm Looking For:

In a recent post here, the writer stated "I don't want to be a slut. I want to be your slut." That's exactly the kind of attitude I'm looking for in a partner.

Looking for someone relatively close, but I'm up for chatting online if you're willing to meet up at some point. Depending on our chemistry and how we get along, I'm open to either something casual or something serious (and anything that falls somewhere between). Whatever our situation ends up being, I'm only interested in monogamy - juggling multiple partners isn't something that interests me, regardless of how casual/serious our relationship is.

Aside from one who identifies as "independent in the streets/submissive slut in the sheets", I don't have a specific type of woman I'm looking for but at the bare minimum it is important to me that you are able to hold a conversation. Also would like to exchange SFW pics early on if we hit it off because A: physical attraction matters and B: getting catfished suuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

Random SFW Facts About Me

• My best karaoke song: Careless Whisper by George Michael. Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen is a close second.

• Latest Addition to My Phone's Photo Album: A diagram of a pectoral muscle.

• What Did I Have For Breakfast Today?: A banana alongside with oatmeal with blueberries.

• Last Treat Enjoyed: Chocolate cookie dough ice cream.

• Currently Listening To: I Never Knew by Caity Gyorgy.

• Currently Reading: Figure Drawing: Design and Invention.

• Currently Watching: A bunch of walking tour videos on YouTube from far off places in the world. Also, the Katmai National Park/Brooks Falls Bearcam.

• Currently Wearing: A tank top from the San Diego Zoo.

• Currently Contemplating: What part of my figure drawing project I should work on next.

• Favorite beverage: Mandarin orange herbal tea

If you're interested, please say hi and let me know a little bit about yourself. To filter out bots, please tell me about a piece of media (film/music/book/etc.) you enjoyed recently as well as the name of your favorite dessert :-P Looking forward to hearing from you!