Hello there I'm Edward a Latino NEET daddy from Southern California but I'm open to location. Nerdy, thick, indoorsy, awkward, affectionate, and hopefully handsome enough. Armed with a smart mouth, useless video game knowledge, and an irreverent, self-deprecating, macabre, and puerile sense of humor that can joke about anything including myself. In my free time I like to cook, I love video games and gaming (xbox,) firearms (don't actually own any,) I occasionally make my own terrible electronic noise I call music, I'm into sci-fi, conspiracy theories, some anime, reading, UFOs, the occult, cryptids, and the paranormal, basically if they made an episode of the X-Files on it, I'm into it, lol 4:20 (Weed) friendly, obviously lol.

Relationship

I'm looking for a monogamous relationship first and foremost, with an attractive, modest, loyal, and honest woman, who doesn't have kids or is even interested in having them. I need communication, kindness, physical affection, praise, support, intimacy, trust, and clinginess. I'm NOT interested in women who have a lot of "bedroom experience."

kinks

I have a few kinks I enjoy such as role-play, ddlg, breast play, pet play, squirt, age play, praise, free use, consensual non-consent, and soft/gentle dommes. I do NOT enjoy humiliation, degradation, diapers, scat, or impact play (although spankings are okay.)

Daddy

as a daddy I'm gentle and love to lavish my time, attention, affection, and praise on my princess and would need your ddlg space to be sexual.

So that's my brand of weirdness, I'm basically looking for a long term girlfriend I can be kinky with, if you like what you read please add a picture to your response, as I need some degree of physical attraction, and tell me your favorite food so I know you read this far, lol. Pictures of myself can be easily found in my profile. Thank you for your time, good luck and happy hunting.