About me: 5'6" ginger guy with a chinstrap beard. I like to say I'm not a short man, but a giant leprechaun because I tend to joke about almost everything. I'm 40 years old, but well preserved enough that people tend to be surprised when I get carded for such purchases as require it. I would describe myself as a loveable nerdy goofball in the streets and a mad scientist in the sheets. I am very faithful and not abusive; I have never struck a partner outside of a play session where that was an agreed upon factor no matter how angry I might be, nor have I ever cheated on someone. I can be demanding in pursuit of sexual gratification and amusement, but also very cuddly and affectionate.

On to you. If this is you, please reach out:

Physical characteristics: You are a rather short woman; assigned female at birth, 5'3" or shorter. You weigh less than 130 lbs. You can rock a short hair style. You have smaller than average breasts; B cup or smaller. You are 39 years old or younger.

Nonsexual Interests and lifestyle: You enjoy some of the nerdier things in life; Sci-fi/fantasy novels shows and movies, single-player and local multiplayer videogames, you don't have to be very into tabletop rpgs, but can at least enjoy the company of those who do enough to play them as an excuse to hang out. You are willing to relocate to the pacific northwest if necessary. Ideally, you have no children, or if you do they don't live with you and you don't feel the need to change that. You are not religious or superstitious.

Sexual /romantic interests: You enjoy or are at least interested in or willing to learn the following; restraints, edge play, overstimulation, orgasm control/denial, toys, cock worship, deepthroating/facefucking, and receiving oral sex yourself. You are at least masochistic enough to enjoy nipple clamps and some impact play, and have a fairly high sex drive. If you are bored and can't think of something better to do, sucking on a dick might sound like a nice way to pass the time. Your primary love languages are physical touch and words of praise.
For your forever dom, you are willing to give high levels of sexual obedience, this may include servicing myself and/or others on command, potentially watersports (but never scat), masturbating for the entertainment of myself and maybe even others if directed, and light body modification; getting specific piercings and/or tattoos at direction.

I am willing to spend quite some time getting to know you online so that you can feel reasonably safe and cared for before any commitment or relocation occurs.

There is of course some room for flexibility, I've not seen a successful relationship that didn't involve at least some compromise, and anything not specifically mentioned above is likely to be immaterial. For instance, while the physical characteristics section may seem rather stringent in some respects, things like skin, hair & eye color are completely irrelevant to me, and while I am by no means a rich man, I can provide a modest but stable life for a sub who doesn't feel like working.

So. Are you out there?