So chances are you are looking for the same as me. You’ve spend countless hours on dating apps. You’ve spent many years going around the dating pool through work or friends but haven’t met the right person. You’re fed up of going on holidays alone or even days out. Maybe you’ve been the third wheel when meeting friends. You have plenty of time to get to know someone and you are ready for a genuine serious relationship.

Me:

36, single and childfree BBW. Cheeky funny warm and friendly looking for a real relationship that may lead to marriage. Once I know you and trust has been established then I devote my attention and time to you. Although I am super nervous initially so someone who is comfortable with that as it may take abit of time for me to open up to you. I’m only after ONE man so sorry if you’re into poly/open relationships. That just isn’t me. I prefer the traditional relationship and hope you do as well. For obvious reasons I haven’t put everything in this post but I’m into the usual girly things, going out for days and holidays. I love reading and music. I’m generally very easy going and my love language is touch so that includes loads of cuddles and kisses to holding hands and snuggling on the sofa.

You:

Be over 40 and single. Live around the West Midlands. I’m not into really slim guys. Your pet names for your partner aka me include kitten and princess. Happy to discuss pet names further down the line. You’re taller than me, distinguished, sweet, quietly confident, your love language is touch, you like cosy evenings and Christmas markets, you read, hopefully cook, kind and warm. If you dress smart casual (I do like a man in suits similar to a man in uniform) and you natural gravitate towards being dominant in all aspects of your life and you may have been described as an alpha male then you’re the front of the queue ;) and i do prefer a white person or someone who is a Muslim. We all have our preferences so I hope you can appreciate that. However my apologises if anything i said offends anyone.

Thank you for reading and if you feel that you’re ready for a relationship and some of what’s I’ve said describes you then hit reply. Low effort messages will be ignored so please tell me your name, location, describe yourself and whether you know what Sephora is.