I see a lot of women (and men) here complaining about 'therian privilege' and how we get a disproportionate amount of attention both in the BDSM community and wider society in general. Well, an inability to walk through one's local park without being molested by dozens of overenthusiastic head-patters screaming "DOGGO" might sound nice to some of you who crave that attention, but I'm really after something a little more substantive, y'know? People just hear "kinky dog" and think "he wants a bone". Well no thanks honey.

Like, newsflash: my Akita aftershave is not meant to entice you, I don't wear it for you, I don't know who you are. And I am more than a non-human animal - that is just one aspect of my multifaceted personality. I also have strong socio-political views and skills that extend far beyond returning a frisbee (shocking!!). So don't patronise me, and do not use me for sex or for improving your social standing, that is pathetic.

Do not assume that I am your 'best friend', just because I'm a dog (I can't believe this needs to be said in 2024). It is highly presumptive, and makes you look a tool. Respect has to be earned, it is not handed to you based on the species you happened to be assigned. I am not available for adoption - I will adopt you, but not vice versa.

So, now we've set some ground rules, allow me to lay on my back and roll around excitedly. That is respect, and you have earned that by listening to what I have to say. Not that hard, is it?

🦴💘 What I'm looking for 💘🦴

• You must be monogamous. I am not looking to share you with the poodle next door. In fact even having dated a poodle in the past is a red flag.
• You must not eat dogs, especially hotdogs as I am a hot dog.
• I prefer to talk to switches, I'm not just a dom dog.
• You must be okay with me not having a car (I cannot drive, I am a dog).

Really, I'm looking for someone to laugh with, at times where laughing is appropriate and no other. I will send you playlists comprised of the worst songs ever made in order to test your degree of politeness and loyalty, and if we really gel maybe we can watch something hot like The Kissing Booth 2 together, or, if you play your cards right, Love on a Leash.

🦴💘NSFW 💘🦴

• Kinks: subverting expectations (e.g. leading from the leash), fluids, dogradation, hatehumping, etc. etc.
• Hard limits: pet play (just kidding).

I could have made this plenty longer, but I'd rather discuss cage and collar details in private because I'm not really one for embarrassing myself publicly.

🦴💘 What I offer 💘🦴

• Woof