This is a long shot but I visit imgur just about every day and the overlap between Reddit and imgur seems pretty high so, why nor?

Before we get into the meat of things there may be some deal breakers right away so let's get to those first. I'm child free by choice and I don't ever want kids. I don't date conservatives or those with strong religious beliefs. I'm not into DDlg stuff or any sort of agree regression.

Alright, if you made past that first part then "a winner is you!" So here's the deal... I'm dominant and a sadist and a real nasty pervert but it turns out I'm also a romantic. I'm looking for my other half and I want all the vanilla shit to fit as well as the BDSM parts.

The vanilla part: I'm nerdy, I play video games, I play cards games, I play board games, I like sci-fi, I actually read about stuff to learn when the ADHD let's me, you know, the good old hyperfocus. I like memes, I'm chronically online and have been since the late 90's and have a pretty good understanding of internet culture in general. I'm looking for someone who wouldn't mind playing video games with me or playing some board games with me at a hobby shop or going to see a rock and mineral show or something.

The BDSM part: I'm dominant, I like to be in control and make decisions, I would say I'm more on the primal side but I like being a corrupting influence on someone. I like bondage, I like orgasm denial, I like humiliation and name calling. I like other things too but these are the things that usually get me going the most. I like service subs because I find the acts of service to be the highest form of love besides simple touch.

Although I live in California, I'm open to anyone, anywhere, because my girl could be out there anywhere and I won't limit myself based on vicinity when we have the ability to travel just about anywhere in the world. So if you made it this far then please include the code word purple octopus so I know you read all this and are actually interested. Your picture gets mine since I can't attach one to the post for some reason without first posting on imgur and then linking it. What kind of savagery is that? But I promise I'm a good looking, white, male, wide shoulders, blonde hair.