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Introduction

You're an impressionable submissive woman⁶ with an anxiety disorder, and we're a couple who are looking to feed you too many tacos⁴ and associated vegetarian Mexican food.

We're looking for someone to endure about 30 to 40 minutes of vegetarian food while increasingly questioning their life choices and the peculiarity of us.

We're side sitting, and you're in the middle, being fed. We mulled over how many hands will be used feeding you, but couldn't come to a consensus. We're a consensus based DAO, you will be given an opportunity to get in early on a coin offering and decide how many hands are used.

If all goes well, like a fairytale, you'll turn into a pumpkin by the end of night.

Alternative Response Option (besides PM / Chat)

There's a google form if you'd like to respond that way - https://forms.gle/XcdqgCmr4Xa4tLPQA

Notes to you

Please stay hydrated with tap water; don't be a bottle bitch.

If you've consensually participated in a bachelorette party in Vegas, yes, you're a bad person. Whatever happens in Vegas should stay there, that being said we just got back from Vegas, we're hypocrites but we weren't there for a bachelorette party; just an arms sales conference. We're back in San Diego baby.

Get to bed, you sleepy sack.

At least one person and maybe more deeply appreciates and thought about you today and is grateful you exist.

Please forgive yourself and understand that it's okay sometimes to cry and make mistakes.

We're looking to count freckles

We're looking to count moles

We're looking to count precancerous growths

That said: we're sure you have a lovely tan

But please be sure to apply enough sunscreen

And reapply!

Collectively well-educated and well-hung (she has a strap-on and is contributing most to the collective volume here), you don't have to have a degree or a strap-on, we value skills-based hiring.

If you went to Duke or Princeton University, do not apply; you know what you did. However, if you did, tell us about your horrible lacrosse injury to amuse us. We are however, especially interested in West Point grads who are interested in getting face-fucked while singing 'The Corps' [the recent gender non-specific version]. ¹ Trigger control, no birth control.

Please be toe sock-tolerant or toe sock-loving. The toe socks can be on or off during sex, open to discussion.

Google Form, again (highly encouraged) - https://forms.gle/XcdqgCmr4Xa4tLPQA

use std::fmt;

struct X;

impl fmt::Display for X {
    fn fmt(&self, f: &mut fmt::Formatter) -> fmt::Result {
        let a = [121, 111, 117, 39, 114, 101, 32, 97, 32, 103, 111, 111, 100, 32, 103, 105, 114, 108];
        let s: String = a.iter().map(|&c| c as u8 as char).collect();
        write!(f, "{}", s)
    }
}

fn main() {
    println!("{}", X);
}

It's memory safe, baby.

Limits:

• no using 'Daddy' or 'Mommy' in bed unless you're buying us (all of us) a used Tesla² from Hertz's fleet (only one available in California, which if <$25k is eligible for a $4k California tax credit). In all seriousness, no age play. ³
• no illegal activities with the exception of violations of copyright, DMCA, forms of vandalism as they pertain to guerilla gardening and positive/educational murals
• no drunken or drug-impaired revelry (Bacchanalians need not apply)

What to expect when you're expecting to be fed tacos

• Consideration for your needs (psychological, physiological, spiritual, meteorological, *ogical)
• To meet us in person in San Diego before August 22nd (we've got plans)
• Tacos (vegan/vegetarian)

Sign-Off

Thank you for reading this, stay hydrated and enjoy your evening, copy over.

Footnotes Section

1. Although Lieutenant General Franklin Lee Hagenbeck has been previously troubled by the task of organizing joint operations involving air elements; admittedly in a difficult and stultifying operational context, he is to thank for this version.
2. did you know that there's a circular tunnel below the Las Vegas convention center that has self-driving Teslas driving around it forever?
3. calling us these things is encouraged if they are major turn ons, just no age play We're looking to turn you into a slutty Manchurian candidate.
4. The green one is you.
5. We are not feeders, promise
6. You don't need to be submissive necessarily. He's dominant, she's a switch, there's some permutation here where you fit in regardless of how you identify.