Hello, everyone! I never know how to start these.

So, I've officially moved to Alaska and have been here for about a month. I am going to be here for a minimum of a year, possibly longer if I survive winter. I've spent this last month exploring, figuring out where some cool/interesting places are, and fucking off into the woods. Since I've been here I've been charged by a moose, threw a garbage bag on top of a black bear I didn't realize was in trash can, and kayaked across some of the most beautiful ice blue water I've ever seen. I've hiked what feels like a million miles, but it's probably just a couple dozen and the elevation is causing me to fail constitution checks.

I'm at that point where I'd like to have someone to share it with. I work from home as a vet tech for animal poison control and have a lot more free time than ever before. I do work some odd hours and am awake at even weirder hours. I'm a night owl by heart, a morning person by caffeine sort of situation. I have a love for animals that runs bone deep and a personal goal to be the type of person that people turn to for a variety of needs. I'm working on finding my zen, but I do know I'm the most calm, cool, and collected when I'm out in the woods and wrestling with my dogs. I'm more than just my nerd obbession though. I love DnD, card games, hearing about passion projects, and listening to people talk about their hobbies. I know nothing about a lot of things and I think it would be cool to change that.

Physically, I have a mom body. Big chest, thick thighs, tummy, and a bit of jiggle when I laugh so hard I cry. I'm covered in freckles and dye my hair red more than any other color. I'm blue eyed and have glasses that I need to see anything further than about 6 inches in front of my nose, and have the unique ability to lose my phone within 6 seconds of putting it down. I keep my hair long and my chatter longer. Silence is gross unless you're listening to birdsong and rain. I have a bastard accent of a southern belle mixed with Appalachian mountain twang. It's a hot mess, honestly.

For what I'm looking for: I am ideally looking for someone 26-48 years old. Beards are wonderful and something I can zen out petting. I don't want a brick wall of a human. Talk to me! Even if you think your job is boring, I totally want to know everything. Let's go adventure, but also stay home and watch terrible movies and shows.

I have a love for kink that has followed me my entire life. I love the bond that forms, the trust between parties, and the feeling of existence focusing in on a single feeling or task. I love bondage, shibari, and leather. I'm a bit of a brat, but I don't have a mean bone in my body. The brattiest thing about me is my sassiness and that I like to banter and barter about punishments and what I think I'm been good enough to deserve. I love to argue and try not to take myself too seriously. Impact play is also a love of mine. I cry at the drop of a hat and am messy crier at that, but it's worth it when I'm snuggled up and feel like I've made myself and my partner proud. There's about a million other things I enjoy and I'm happy to talk about them if you're interested.

Feel free to reach out and start a conversation with me. Please, for the love of holy things and sunflowers, don't send me a dick pic or just "hi". Gimme something to start a conversation with! Even if it's just a story about a cool dog you saw and a cool rock you found.