Hey there, and thanks for opening this ad! I'm M from M's Mad Motors and Maintenance and we're reaching out about making us your Nº1 choice today for all your needs!

Does your car need a little tender love and care? Or maybe it needs a firm pair of hands on it? Or perhaps you need someone to do sort some crossed wires? Need a few things nailing down and hammering a few dozen times? Whatever your motor or building needs, we at M's Mad Motors and Maintenance are sure to have you covered! For the low, low price of a FREE message, you may be able to meet with one of our specialists within 7-30 business days!

Purchases may be subject to location, appearance, personality and availability, as well as a health check, credit score review and a generalised assessment.

I, M himself, has over 31 years of experience, bouncing between construction and motor maintenance, so we can assure you're in safe, experienced and dexterous hands. Painting and cooking also fall under my skill brackets, so if you're lucky enough to meet the man himself maybe he can do more than what's advertised today for you. I do tend to be a bit of a socialite, loving my friends and family to bits, so it may be a little hard to pin me down. But when you do get me on your doorstep, don't be afraid to lubricate conversation with things like books, politics, nature, video games, MTG, festivals or fitness.

Satisfaction is guaranteed! If you don't believe me, just read these testimonies:

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What stellar reviews! You can see why we've been the most improved car dealership for over 30 years. With those statements of quality, who could even argue that it's not even worth considering? Our aim is to leave you with a smile on your face and a fire in your belly for a little more as your realise just what's possible at M's Mad Motors and Maintenance!

Here at M's Mad Motors and Maintenance, we like to have a very particular kind of clientele. Those who count themselves as challenging or confrontational can put themselves to the front of the line, as I really enjoy a little back and forth so, ofcourse, brats come to the front of the line. The logical sort also gets put up the list as, despite it probably being a poor business practise, I tend to operate on a more emotional level and miss the more straightforward things. If you're willing to help out and consider yourself fit enough to do so in most cases an extra helping hand is always appreciated, so a decent level of fitness is greatly valued but not required. Having an idea on what you want and being a person with your own interests and values is also a wanted feature, just so we know you don't need us but infact value our services.

And should you feel for some more spicy conversation, please pick from on of many applicable topics:

• Orgasm control
• Exhibitionism
• Overstimulation,
• Impact play,
• Primal play,
• TPE and most other power exchange,
• Gentle domination
• Praise
• Worship
• Degradation
• Freeuse
• Hypnosis
• CNC

Due to legal reasons, M is prohibited from engaging in any of the following topics:

• Watersports
• Scat
• Needle play
• ABDL
• Permanent damage
• Blood
• Knife play
• Race play

And you ofcourse need to know the man providing your requested service, so keep an eye out for this lovely man: https://imgur.com/a/575cbnI

So what're you waiting for? Come and get in touch with M at M's Mad Motors and Maintenance today and get your free serving of pancakes on enquiry!

M is not responsible for any distress caused during operations such as metal/rock music, moaning, loud bangs and over zealous compliments. Stated penis size may vary from actual size. No refunds.