... said shenanigans to include slapping, spanking, and swallowing, among others "s" words.

Anyways, hi! How's it going? How's your summer going so far? Are you looking to make it a little more exciting? If so, then perhaps we can help each other out.

About me: 44-year-old, 5’7”, long haired Vietnamese-American software developer who is eager to talk about something besides software development. I'm single, never been married and have no kids (and am not interested in having any). I enjoy reading, practicing guitar, photography, video games, walking, and yoga. In the bedroom I enjoy being dominant with someone I have good chemistry with.

I'd describe myself as an "affectionate sadist"; I want to do stuff like hold hands and have dumb inside jokes and cuddle but in the bedroom I want to slap you around and call you degrading things.

What I'm Looking For:

In a recent post here, the writer stated "I don't want to be a slut. I want to be your slut." That's exactly the kind of attitude I'm looking for in a partner.

Looking for someone relatively close, but I'm up for chatting online if you're willing to meet up at some point. Depending on our chemistry and how we get along, I'm open to either something casual or something serious (and anything that falls somewhere between). Whatever our situation ends up being, I'm only interested in monogamy - juggling multiple partners isn't something that interests me, regardless of how casual/serious our relationship is.

Aside from one who identifies as "independent in the streets/submissive slut in the sheets", I don't have a specific type of woman I'm looking for but at the bare minimum it is important to me that you are able to hold a conversation. Also would like to exchange SFW pics early on if we hit it off because A: physical attraction matters and B: getting catfished suuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

Random SFW Facts About Me

• My best karaoke song: Careless Whisper by George Michael. Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen is a close second.

• Latest Addition to My Phone's Photo Album: Video of a squirrel hanging out on a telephone pole near my house while he made weird squirrel noises.

• What Did I Have For Breakfast Today?: Oatmeal with blueberries.

• Currently Listening To: Instrumental low-fi chillhop beats.

• Currently Reading: Definitely too much about current events.

• Currently Watching: A bunch of walking tour videos on YouTube from far off places in the world. Also, the Katmai National Park/Brooks Falls Bearcam.

• Currently Wearing: A tank top with an image of a cat on it.

• Currently Contemplating: Whether I should go to the library or the beach.

• Favorite beverage: Mandarin orange herbal tea

If you're interested, please say hi and let me know a little bit about yourself. To filter out bots, please tell me about a piece of media (film/music/book/etc.) you enjoyed recently as well as the name of your favorite dessert :-P Looking forward to hearing from you!